Dear Diary~ [Page 3 - Jaejoong]
[Page 3 - Jaejoong] He's kinda distracted, isn't he? x3
Dear Diary,
I’m still sore from last my punishment from Yunho, so I’m too lazy to actually write anything. I’ll just put everything in list form.
What I like/dislike about my dorks roommates:
Yunho - Likes
*sigh* He’s just…wow.
He’s taller than me.
He has a really cute laugh when he’s laughing at my jokes.
His butt is as firm as his abs.
He has abs.
His small face is also…wow.
He’s very manly.
Very manly.
He likes my cooking.
So manly.
He’s not as demanding as Changmin.
When he gets mad, he punishes me.
When he’s really happy, he rewards me.
He’s not all touchy in front of others.
Well…not any more touchy than he usually is with everyone else…
He’s cute.
But still manly.
He lets me massage his feet.
His feet are cute.
Yunho - Dislikes
…It’s scary when he punishes me…
…I suffer afterwards when he punishes me…
…I’m meaner to Changmin that usual when he punishes me…
When I do something different with my cooking that he doesn’t like, he’s the first one to tell me.
His face is smaller than mine.
He steals my funny stories and tells them to other people.
He doesn’t compliment me to my face.
He tells people he’s older than me.
He’s all touchy with others…
He thinks Changmin is more mature than me.
But I beg to differ.
Junsu - Likes
He’ll eat anything I put in front of him.
He’s kinda cute, but not in a Yunho way.
I’ve always liked his hair…
His name is cool. Junsu~
We share last names.
His teeth are okay.
He doesn’t mind it when I jump in the pictures he’s taking with other people.
He’s always making people happy.
He’s speaking voice is weirder than mine.
Junsu - Dislikes
He laughs too loud.
He laughs too much.
He tells lame jokes.
Kamo…come on…. Are you serious…?
He stole my last name.
He doesn’t know how to dress.
Shopping is a waste of time for him.
Seriously. The mannequin????
He doesn’t know how to read a situation.
Like when I was trying to sneak up on Changmin and he just walks in and says, “Hi, Jaejoong! Whatcha doin?!”
He’s too loud.
He tries to be charismatic, but personally I just don’t see the point.
His butt is better than mine.
His butt is better than Yunho’s.
He keeps asking me who’s been grabbing his butt.
I swear it’s not me.
Yoochun - Likes
He’s good at playing piano.
He has a good sense of humor.
His sense of humor is better than Junsu’s.
He entertains Junsu when he’s getting on my nerves.
He entertains Changmin when he’s getting on my nerves.
He’s good at getting girls.
He knows how to dress.
I get to mess with him in the morning ‘cause he’s like a zombie.
He always loses to me when we’re playing games.
Yoochun - Dislikes
He plays piano better than me.
He entertains Yunho when he’s getting on my nerves.
He gets on my nerves.
He’s greasy.
Seriously. Listen to him talk.
He drinks straight from the milk carton.
His stupid American taste buds are too picky.
He sleeps too much.
He’s like a zombie in the morning.
Then he goes back to sleep.
Changmin - Likes
He eats anything and everything.
He’s taller than me.
He does what I tell him to do.
Most of the time.
I can always read his face.
Mismatched eyes of happiness tell no lies.
He’s fun to play one-touch with.
He’s shy sometimes and that’s kinda cute.
But not cute in a Yunho kind of way.
Changmin - Dislikes
He’s too demanding.
He wants me to cook when I don’t feel like cooking.
He wants me to cook after Yunho punishes me.
Whenever I want to use his toothpaste he’ll go, “Call me hyung.”
He makes me go the whole day with morning breath.
Yunho says he’s more mature than me.
Screw that.
He won’t let me read his diary.
He thinks just ‘cause he’s taller than me, he gets automatic pwnage.
It doesn’t work like that, runt.
Yunho - Likes
He does good impressions of other people.
He dances well.
Him dancing well is definitely a forte for me…
Did I already write about Yunho?
He takes care of me.
He’s fatherly.
His face is symmetrical.
Not like Changmin’s mismatched eyes.
He’s manly.
His punishments are good. ~Jae Turn the page~ Page 2 - Yunho || Page 4 - Junsu
Dear Diary,
I’m still sore from last my punishment from Yunho, so I’m too lazy to actually write anything. I’ll just put everything in list form.
What I like/dislike about my dorks roommates:
Yunho - Likes
*sigh* He’s just…wow.
He’s taller than me.
He has a really cute laugh when he’s laughing at my jokes.
His butt is as firm as his abs.
He has abs.
His small face is also…wow.
He’s very manly.
Very manly.
He likes my cooking.
So manly.
He’s not as demanding as Changmin.
When he gets mad, he punishes me.
When he’s really happy, he rewards me.
He’s not all touchy in front of others.
Well…not any more touchy than he usually is with everyone else…
He’s cute.
But still manly.
He lets me massage his feet.
His feet are cute.
Yunho - Dislikes
…It’s scary when he punishes me…
…I suffer afterwards when he punishes me…
…I’m meaner to Changmin that usual when he punishes me…
When I do something different with my cooking that he doesn’t like, he’s the first one to tell me.
His face is smaller than mine.
He steals my funny stories and tells them to other people.
He doesn’t compliment me to my face.
He tells people he’s older than me.
He’s all touchy with others…
He thinks Changmin is more mature than me.
But I beg to differ.
Junsu - Likes
He’ll eat anything I put in front of him.
He’s kinda cute, but not in a Yunho way.
I’ve always liked his hair…
His name is cool. Junsu~
We share last names.
His teeth are okay.
He doesn’t mind it when I jump in the pictures he’s taking with other people.
He’s always making people happy.
He’s speaking voice is weirder than mine.
Junsu - Dislikes
He laughs too loud.
He laughs too much.
He tells lame jokes.
Kamo…come on…. Are you serious…?
He stole my last name.
He doesn’t know how to dress.
Shopping is a waste of time for him.
Seriously. The mannequin????
He doesn’t know how to read a situation.
Like when I was trying to sneak up on Changmin and he just walks in and says, “Hi, Jaejoong! Whatcha doin?!”
He’s too loud.
He tries to be charismatic, but personally I just don’t see the point.
His butt is better than mine.
His butt is better than Yunho’s.
He keeps asking me who’s been grabbing his butt.
I swear it’s not me.
Yoochun - Likes
He’s good at playing piano.
He has a good sense of humor.
His sense of humor is better than Junsu’s.
He entertains Junsu when he’s getting on my nerves.
He entertains Changmin when he’s getting on my nerves.
He’s good at getting girls.
He knows how to dress.
I get to mess with him in the morning ‘cause he’s like a zombie.
He always loses to me when we’re playing games.
Yoochun - Dislikes
He plays piano better than me.
He entertains Yunho when he’s getting on my nerves.
He gets on my nerves.
He’s greasy.
Seriously. Listen to him talk.
He drinks straight from the milk carton.
His stupid American taste buds are too picky.
He sleeps too much.
He’s like a zombie in the morning.
Then he goes back to sleep.
Changmin - Likes
He eats anything and everything.
He’s taller than me.
He does what I tell him to do.
Most of the time.
I can always read his face.
Mismatched eyes of happiness tell no lies.
He’s fun to play one-touch with.
He’s shy sometimes and that’s kinda cute.
But not cute in a Yunho kind of way.
Changmin - Dislikes
He’s too demanding.
He wants me to cook when I don’t feel like cooking.
He wants me to cook after Yunho punishes me.
Whenever I want to use his toothpaste he’ll go, “Call me hyung.”
He makes me go the whole day with morning breath.
Yunho says he’s more mature than me.
Screw that.
He won’t let me read his diary.
He thinks just ‘cause he’s taller than me, he gets automatic pwnage.
It doesn’t work like that, runt.
Yunho - Likes
He does good impressions of other people.
He dances well.
Him dancing well is definitely a forte for me…
Did I already write about Yunho?
He takes care of me.
He’s fatherly.
His face is symmetrical.
Not like Changmin’s mismatched eyes.
He’s manly.
His punishments are good. ~Jae Turn the page~ Page 2 - Yunho || Page 4 - Junsu