Dear Diary~ [Page 1 - Changmin]
[Page 1 - Changmin] -- Haha~ I think it'll only get crazier from here.
Dear Diary,
I have some complaints about my hyungs.
First of all, Jaejoong. Why is he so temperamental lately? Every time I ask him to make me something to eat, he gives me that icy stare and complains that he’s sore. I mean, I understand his pain (Not really) but what does that have to do with making me some rotisserie chicken? All he’s using are his hands. They can’t be sore, right? Am I right? Right?
Perhaps I’m being a bit too insensitive. But it’s hard to be sensitive when you’ve got nothing in your stomach, nothing to do at home, gotta wash your hair, but don’t feel like it, and the TV’s been murdered. I was suffering, too, Jaejoong!
Oh, about the TV, that brings me to Yunho. He seems like he has that leader type quality, right?
Wrong.
That dude loses EVERYTHING. I can’t tell you how many times he’s lost the TV remote, but he did it AGAIN today, you know, while the TV was still ALIVE and…I don’t even know how it happened.
One minute, he’s looking all through the couch and bugging Yoochun who’s trying to sleep (again) and looking under the carpet and checking the kitchen for some bizarre reason. Then stupid hyung decides to check behind the TV to see if he didn’t push it back there. I could’ve told him that was a stupid idea, but I was too busy getting yelled at by Jaejoong.
So stupid hyung starts tinkering behind the TV while Junsu was watching something about ponies (Mwahaha! Not really, but hyung’s never gonna read this) and…ZAP! It goes completely black.
I think I’ll hold a ceremony for our beloved TV soon. It didn’t deserve that. Such cruelty.
Now, on to Yoochun. Yeah, that’s right, that’s right. I wrote Yoochun like Yoochun. Lemme make a list:
He sleeps too much.
He cries too much.
He takes all the good food when Jaejoong actually decides to cook.
He drinks straight from the milk carton.
He rubs his stupid English speaking buttholiness in my face.
He loves himself too much.
He hogs the bathroom when he knows I have to go.
When it’s his turn to go shopping, he “forgets” to bring my comics.
He picks on my taste in comics.
He goes through my text messages.
He gets mad at me when I go through his text messages.
He sent a text message to some random chick from my cell phone and I got 78 doses of hate spam the next day.
He made me pay for all 78 doses of hate spam when the bill came in.
He got mad at me for changing my name to God in his contacts list.
He changed my name to Pwnage in his contacts list.
He changed his name to Ninja Master in my contacts list.
He called my mom on my cell phone making weird sounds and now she’s…concerned…
He bugs Junsu then blames it me.
He gives me dolphin boy headaches every other day.
He’s a closet perv.
He tries to make me seem like the closet perv.
He keeps asking me to help download porn, and I’m just never in the mood and he knows it.
He tells everyone we know that I download porn.
He keeps telling Yesung that Jaejoong said that Heechul said that Onew said that Yunho said that Eunhyuk said that Donghae said that Kibum said that I think that his head is too big. (Well, it is, but I didn’t say that.)
AND…he keeps hiding my socks.
He’s infuriating. And only to me.
And maybe Junsu.
And sometimes Yunho.
And Jaejoong when he feels like it.
Well, trust me, Diary. That list goes on and on and on. I think I’ll continue it in my next entry.
Anyway, Junsu’s annoying, too.
He’s sooo loud. I mean, seriously. Eu kyang kyang? Is all that really necessary? I remember one time when we all went to the movies and there was this really, really, really sad scene (Yoochun was crying again) and then Junsu starts laughing.
Ue kyang kyang kyang kyang kyang!!!!
I looked over as did every other human being in the theater and he’s texting.
Texting. In the theaters. The cinemas. The big screen.
I don’t even know any other way to say RUDE.
So that’s just what I’ll call him. Junsu…is RUDE.
He gets even louder when he’s talking to his brother on the phone. I’m serious. It’s hardly ever an intelligent conversation. Like, here’s a conversation from the other night:
Junsu: Yooooo!
Junho: Yooooo!
Junsu: Wazzup!
Junho: Wazzup!
Junsu: Guess what I’m watching?
Junho: I dunno, bro, what?
Junsu: X-man!!!!!!
Junho: Dude, so am I!
Junsu: Dude!
Junho: Dude!
Junsu: Lee Seungi is totally the X-man!
Junho: Actually, I’m not watching that anymore.
Junsu: But…but…why??
Junho: I’m watching Finding Nemo.
Junsu: Dude!
Junho: Dude!
I think once Yunho finds the remote control, I’ll shove it in Junsu’s mouth.
It doesn’t help that all my hyungs are mean to me. Like, Yoochun…okay Yoochun is self explanatory, but Yunho keeps tricking me. Like he did the whole “You’ve something on your shirt” thing, right? And I panicked ‘cause I was wearing his shirt and I didn’t want to get, like, dirty juice all over it or anything, so I….I looked down.
The OLDEST trick in the fricking book, I tell you.
And Junsu always tries to take advantage of the fact that I’m the youngest. Even though he’s the second youngest and acts like a newborn. But anyway, he calls shot gun every time we get in the car (And then Jaejoong takes that seat) so then he starts shoving me out of the way so he can get the very, very back seat and I’m like….I don’t care. But as soon as everyone’s in the car and Junsu’s got his stupid backseat throne, he’s rubbing it in my face for some reason. All like, ”Oooooh. I got the back seat. Nyah nyah. Changmin has to sit next to Yooooochun. How’s the leg room, Changmin? Not so great, huh? Well, I’ve got aaaallllll the leg room I want back here. Yep yep. This is great. So much greater than Changmin could ever imagine."
And I didn’t even want the seat originally, but now I’m so mad that I’m throwing stuff back there to shut him up and he doesn’t listen.
The Eu kyang kyang is unstoppable.
And Jaejoong (before he got all pissy lately) likes to start one-touch with me. I don’t know. I’m sitting there eating the best sandwich ever and he comes in and taps me hard on the shoulder. Just out of reflex, I tap him back harder. Then he comes back ten fold. Then I come back twenty fold. Next thing I know, he’s got a spatula in his hand and he’s pimp slapping in the face. Let me tell you, that guy is fast, ‘cause he disappeared before I could even grab a defensive fork.
*sigh* Maybe I should start working out….
~Minnie
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Dear Diary,
I have some complaints about my hyungs.
First of all, Jaejoong. Why is he so temperamental lately? Every time I ask him to make me something to eat, he gives me that icy stare and complains that he’s sore. I mean, I understand his pain (Not really) but what does that have to do with making me some rotisserie chicken? All he’s using are his hands. They can’t be sore, right? Am I right? Right?
Perhaps I’m being a bit too insensitive. But it’s hard to be sensitive when you’ve got nothing in your stomach, nothing to do at home, gotta wash your hair, but don’t feel like it, and the TV’s been murdered. I was suffering, too, Jaejoong!
Oh, about the TV, that brings me to Yunho. He seems like he has that leader type quality, right?
Wrong.
That dude loses EVERYTHING. I can’t tell you how many times he’s lost the TV remote, but he did it AGAIN today, you know, while the TV was still ALIVE and…I don’t even know how it happened.
One minute, he’s looking all through the couch and bugging Yoochun who’s trying to sleep (again) and looking under the carpet and checking the kitchen for some bizarre reason. Then stupid hyung decides to check behind the TV to see if he didn’t push it back there. I could’ve told him that was a stupid idea, but I was too busy getting yelled at by Jaejoong.
So stupid hyung starts tinkering behind the TV while Junsu was watching something about ponies (Mwahaha! Not really, but hyung’s never gonna read this) and…ZAP! It goes completely black.
I think I’ll hold a ceremony for our beloved TV soon. It didn’t deserve that. Such cruelty.
Now, on to Yoochun. Yeah, that’s right, that’s right. I wrote Yoochun like Yoochun. Lemme make a list:
He sleeps too much.
He cries too much.
He takes all the good food when Jaejoong actually decides to cook.
He drinks straight from the milk carton.
He rubs his stupid English speaking buttholiness in my face.
He loves himself too much.
He hogs the bathroom when he knows I have to go.
When it’s his turn to go shopping, he “forgets” to bring my comics.
He picks on my taste in comics.
He goes through my text messages.
He gets mad at me when I go through his text messages.
He sent a text message to some random chick from my cell phone and I got 78 doses of hate spam the next day.
He made me pay for all 78 doses of hate spam when the bill came in.
He got mad at me for changing my name to God in his contacts list.
He changed my name to Pwnage in his contacts list.
He changed his name to Ninja Master in my contacts list.
He called my mom on my cell phone making weird sounds and now she’s…concerned…
He bugs Junsu then blames it me.
He gives me dolphin boy headaches every other day.
He’s a closet perv.
He tries to make me seem like the closet perv.
He keeps asking me to help download porn, and I’m just never in the mood and he knows it.
He tells everyone we know that I download porn.
He keeps telling Yesung that Jaejoong said that Heechul said that Onew said that Yunho said that Eunhyuk said that Donghae said that Kibum said that I think that his head is too big. (Well, it is, but I didn’t say that.)
AND…he keeps hiding my socks.
He’s infuriating. And only to me.
And maybe Junsu.
And sometimes Yunho.
And Jaejoong when he feels like it.
Well, trust me, Diary. That list goes on and on and on. I think I’ll continue it in my next entry.
Anyway, Junsu’s annoying, too.
He’s sooo loud. I mean, seriously. Eu kyang kyang? Is all that really necessary? I remember one time when we all went to the movies and there was this really, really, really sad scene (Yoochun was crying again) and then Junsu starts laughing.
Ue kyang kyang kyang kyang kyang!!!!
I looked over as did every other human being in the theater and he’s texting.
Texting. In the theaters. The cinemas. The big screen.
I don’t even know any other way to say RUDE.
So that’s just what I’ll call him. Junsu…is RUDE.
He gets even louder when he’s talking to his brother on the phone. I’m serious. It’s hardly ever an intelligent conversation. Like, here’s a conversation from the other night:
Junsu: Yooooo!
Junho: Yooooo!
Junsu: Wazzup!
Junho: Wazzup!
Junsu: Guess what I’m watching?
Junho: I dunno, bro, what?
Junsu: X-man!!!!!!
Junho: Dude, so am I!
Junsu: Dude!
Junho: Dude!
Junsu: Lee Seungi is totally the X-man!
Junho: Actually, I’m not watching that anymore.
Junsu: But…but…why??
Junho: I’m watching Finding Nemo.
Junsu: Dude!
Junho: Dude!
I think once Yunho finds the remote control, I’ll shove it in Junsu’s mouth.
It doesn’t help that all my hyungs are mean to me. Like, Yoochun…okay Yoochun is self explanatory, but Yunho keeps tricking me. Like he did the whole “You’ve something on your shirt” thing, right? And I panicked ‘cause I was wearing his shirt and I didn’t want to get, like, dirty juice all over it or anything, so I….I looked down.
The OLDEST trick in the fricking book, I tell you.
And Junsu always tries to take advantage of the fact that I’m the youngest. Even though he’s the second youngest and acts like a newborn. But anyway, he calls shot gun every time we get in the car (And then Jaejoong takes that seat) so then he starts shoving me out of the way so he can get the very, very back seat and I’m like….I don’t care. But as soon as everyone’s in the car and Junsu’s got his stupid backseat throne, he’s rubbing it in my face for some reason. All like, ”Oooooh. I got the back seat. Nyah nyah. Changmin has to sit next to Yooooochun. How’s the leg room, Changmin? Not so great, huh? Well, I’ve got aaaallllll the leg room I want back here. Yep yep. This is great. So much greater than Changmin could ever imagine."
And I didn’t even want the seat originally, but now I’m so mad that I’m throwing stuff back there to shut him up and he doesn’t listen.
The Eu kyang kyang is unstoppable.
And Jaejoong (before he got all pissy lately) likes to start one-touch with me. I don’t know. I’m sitting there eating the best sandwich ever and he comes in and taps me hard on the shoulder. Just out of reflex, I tap him back harder. Then he comes back ten fold. Then I come back twenty fold. Next thing I know, he’s got a spatula in his hand and he’s pimp slapping in the face. Let me tell you, that guy is fast, ‘cause he disappeared before I could even grab a defensive fork.
*sigh* Maybe I should start working out….
~Minnie
Turn the page~ Page 2 - Yunho
Entries from this point on are f-locked cuz I'm paranoid. ^^;;; o.o Feel free to add! I like peoplez~