Dear Diary~ [Page 10 - Yoochun]
[Page 10 - Yoochun] -- Let it be known that Yoochun's signature at the end of this entry was coined by padmik :3
Dear Diary,
……
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
I couldn’t love Changmin more than I do now.
That guy is more entertainment for me than is necessary. I’m serious. This kind of laughter cannot be healthy.
I can only half believe Jaejoong actually did that. Well… Okay. I can totally believe it. He doesn’t really think before he acts.
But what about his whole delusion that we’re his children that he’s been entertaining the last couple of days? Is Changmin no longer his son? Or…is…he…?
I don’t really want to think about it that way. Bottom line. That was funny.
Changmin is still crying. I really don’t understand it. Kissing is good. He should be glad Jaejoong took his first kiss before some random girl could run off with it just to become an ex-girlfriend.
Jaejoong leaves an imprint for life. There is no running off and becoming ex-anything with Jaejoong. It’s a fact.
I was only passing by the room when the whole thing happened. (I wasn’t fully awake at the time, but I know what I saw.) All I can say is Jaejoong is awesome.
There was tongue and everything.
Changmin’s eyes.
HAHAHAHA!
Those were NOT mismatched eyes of happiness.
More like the terrified, wide eyes of taintedness.
I think something inside him died.
Which makes it that much more funny!
Jaejoong is pretty brave, though. I mean, Changmin still had morning breath, right? I shudder at the thought. But it was still worth the immense amount of pleasure I received from witnessing the whole thing.
I wonder if I should do that to Junsu. Heh. That would be an even better wake up call than grabbing his butt and running away. And who cares about morning breath? It’s Junsu.
I just hope Junsu wouldn’t call me a LIP RAPIST like Changmin calls Jaejoong now. Well, he’s only ever called him that through the door of his room, but he’s pretty consistent. Actually, he’s been locked in there for the last two days.
Junsu wouldn’t do that to me. Couldn’t. He needs to go outside and stretch his soccer legs. He wouldn’t just drop me if I violated him, right? No matter what, he’s still my friend, right?
Why am I so insecure? This shouldn’t be more complicated than I’m making it…right?
And why do I have all these urges to violate Junsu? I don’t feel that way with any of my other roommates. Not even Changmin. (Jaejoong’s already got a pretty good handle on that.)
Maybe Junsu is just my extra special friend. That’s it. My extra special friend with the sexy butt.
…
Ignoring that.
Hmmm. Let’s see. What would Yunho do if I violated him?
……
He’d kick me out. No question.
What about Jaejoong? Well, seeing as how he treated Changmin, I don’t see why he should have a problem. He’d probably seek revenge, though.
*Shudder*
I’m pretty sure I know what Changmin would do. He’d call me a BUTT RAPIST and lock himself in his room to cry for two days straight.
But…Junsu. I really don’t know what he would do if he found out I was the one violating him.
Am I scared?
I just want to be able to play with him. He’s my friend. My buddy. My source of fun. My other half. My torture target. He’s-
Mine.
That must be it. I’m so attached to Junsu that I feel like he’s my property. Therefore…grabbing his butt is like marking my territory. And making out with him in his sleep is like…unlocking the vault of all things belonging to Park Yoochun which are completely and unquestionably MINE.
I feel a little better, I think. That will be what I say to Junsu when he finally finds out it’s me. Changmin gave me some weird looks a few days ago, so I think he’s seen some things. Junsu will find out eventually. I’ll just say it’s because he’s mine and there’s nothing he can do about it. He can own me if he wants…
Okay, I’m gonna stop there, diary. I’m sweating now.
Peace, love, and fried chicken!
~King Micky Turn the page~ Page 9 - Changmin || Page 11 - Junsu
Dear Diary,
……
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
I couldn’t love Changmin more than I do now.
That guy is more entertainment for me than is necessary. I’m serious. This kind of laughter cannot be healthy.
I can only half believe Jaejoong actually did that. Well… Okay. I can totally believe it. He doesn’t really think before he acts.
But what about his whole delusion that we’re his children that he’s been entertaining the last couple of days? Is Changmin no longer his son? Or…is…he…?
I don’t really want to think about it that way. Bottom line. That was funny.
Changmin is still crying. I really don’t understand it. Kissing is good. He should be glad Jaejoong took his first kiss before some random girl could run off with it just to become an ex-girlfriend.
Jaejoong leaves an imprint for life. There is no running off and becoming ex-anything with Jaejoong. It’s a fact.
I was only passing by the room when the whole thing happened. (I wasn’t fully awake at the time, but I know what I saw.) All I can say is Jaejoong is awesome.
There was tongue and everything.
Changmin’s eyes.
HAHAHAHA!
Those were NOT mismatched eyes of happiness.
More like the terrified, wide eyes of taintedness.
I think something inside him died.
Which makes it that much more funny!
Jaejoong is pretty brave, though. I mean, Changmin still had morning breath, right? I shudder at the thought. But it was still worth the immense amount of pleasure I received from witnessing the whole thing.
I wonder if I should do that to Junsu. Heh. That would be an even better wake up call than grabbing his butt and running away. And who cares about morning breath? It’s Junsu.
I just hope Junsu wouldn’t call me a LIP RAPIST like Changmin calls Jaejoong now. Well, he’s only ever called him that through the door of his room, but he’s pretty consistent. Actually, he’s been locked in there for the last two days.
Junsu wouldn’t do that to me. Couldn’t. He needs to go outside and stretch his soccer legs. He wouldn’t just drop me if I violated him, right? No matter what, he’s still my friend, right?
Why am I so insecure? This shouldn’t be more complicated than I’m making it…right?
And why do I have all these urges to violate Junsu? I don’t feel that way with any of my other roommates. Not even Changmin. (Jaejoong’s already got a pretty good handle on that.)
Maybe Junsu is just my extra special friend. That’s it. My extra special friend with the sexy butt.
…
Ignoring that.
Hmmm. Let’s see. What would Yunho do if I violated him?
……
He’d kick me out. No question.
What about Jaejoong? Well, seeing as how he treated Changmin, I don’t see why he should have a problem. He’d probably seek revenge, though.
*Shudder*
I’m pretty sure I know what Changmin would do. He’d call me a BUTT RAPIST and lock himself in his room to cry for two days straight.
But…Junsu. I really don’t know what he would do if he found out I was the one violating him.
Am I scared?
I just want to be able to play with him. He’s my friend. My buddy. My source of fun. My other half. My torture target. He’s-
Mine.
That must be it. I’m so attached to Junsu that I feel like he’s my property. Therefore…grabbing his butt is like marking my territory. And making out with him in his sleep is like…unlocking the vault of all things belonging to Park Yoochun which are completely and unquestionably MINE.
I feel a little better, I think. That will be what I say to Junsu when he finally finds out it’s me. Changmin gave me some weird looks a few days ago, so I think he’s seen some things. Junsu will find out eventually. I’ll just say it’s because he’s mine and there’s nothing he can do about it. He can own me if he wants…
Okay, I’m gonna stop there, diary. I’m sweating now.
Peace, love, and fried chicken!
~King Micky Turn the page~ Page 9 - Changmin || Page 11 - Junsu