Dictionary Jae [6]
Title: Dictionary Jae
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: I own...um...Jaejoong's pencil! 8D In my daydreams~<3
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: Drabble series (100 wordz each)
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: A lil language, some sexual frustration xD
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
1 - Libido || 2 - Salutation || 3 - Disparage || 4 - Somnolent || 5 - Chimera ||
Go to dbkrackweens for more crack/fluff/romance! >8D
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Dictionary Jae: Chinois
"Yunho, hand me the 'chinois,' please."
"What's a 'chinoise?'"
"That. Now give it."
"Okay. But what does it do?"
"Some use it as a strainer when cooking but I'd like to think that one day it can be happily used as a nifty little device to be shoved inside me with a vibrator attached to one end, perfect for finding all my secret spots like a surgical fucking doctor, a smirk on my loved one's face and perhaps a little recognition that sometimes I like to play kinky games, too."
"The medical world is fascinating! Cooking, too!"
"Yeah...I know..."
Let's Learn More!
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**Note: Actual definition of "chinois": a conical sieve with an extremely fine mesh. It is used to strain custards, purees, soups, and sauces, producing a very smooth texture. It can also be used to dust pastry with a fine layer of powdered sugar.
--Defintion provided by the dictionary function on my Macbook. xD
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: I own...um...Jaejoong's pencil! 8D In my daydreams~<3
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: Drabble series (100 wordz each)
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: A lil language, some sexual frustration xD
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
1 - Libido || 2 - Salutation || 3 - Disparage || 4 - Somnolent || 5 - Chimera ||
Go to dbkrackweens for more crack/fluff/romance! >8D
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Dictionary Jae: Chinois
"Yunho, hand me the 'chinois,' please."
"What's a 'chinoise?'"
"That. Now give it."
"Okay. But what does it do?"
"Some use it as a strainer when cooking but I'd like to think that one day it can be happily used as a nifty little device to be shoved inside me with a vibrator attached to one end, perfect for finding all my secret spots like a surgical fucking doctor, a smirk on my loved one's face and perhaps a little recognition that sometimes I like to play kinky games, too."
"The medical world is fascinating! Cooking, too!"
"Yeah...I know..."
Let's Learn More!
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**Note: Actual definition of "chinois": a conical sieve with an extremely fine mesh. It is used to strain custards, purees, soups, and sauces, producing a very smooth texture. It can also be used to dust pastry with a fine layer of powdered sugar.
--Defintion provided by the dictionary function on my Macbook. xD
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