Dear Diary~ [Page 62 - Jaejoong]
Title: Dear Diary~
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [62/never ending~]
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
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Jaejoong's Diary~
Dear Diary
Yunho told me to write in you for him, okay, Diary? He's been stressing out lately and he's dead and stuff, so just bare with him, okay? He's had it rough.
Yunho says I love you.
Awww. See that? He said he loves me.
I know, Yunho~
I love you, too~
I always will~
You are my world~
You are my zombie prince~
I'll always care for you and your undead ways~
Oh, how hot it would be to have sex with a zombie.....
Okay, anyway, I finally stole Changmin's diary.
How did I do it?
Well first, I made Changmin a sandwich.
And then I made him three more sandwiches as a back up. He doesn't eat as fast as Junsu but he's a fairly steady eater. I knew I'd have approximately six minutes.
So then I snuck into his room.
I was careful not to make a mess because:
#1: That's awfully suspicious
#2: I'd have to clean it up later, anyway
#3: I clean up everything
#4: I don't dislike cleaning. It's actually quite fun
#5: Especially finding things I never even knew we lost
#7: Like, now I've counted up to 11 old cell phones that Yunho has somehow misplaced in the past.
#8: I'll either donate them or make a Yunho collage.
#9: I skipped #6
I found his diary under his pillow.
Kind of an obvious place but I guess he didn't expect his hyungs to deliberately defy his trust in us.
Oh well. So here's the data I've collected for Mission Min starting from page 1 of Changmin's diary~:
-Hmmm...he seems to have a thing against Yoochun. Maybe it's because Yoochun prefers to annoy him more than anyone else in the house? Hmmm... So Min's type should be the EXACT OPPOSITE of Chun. Okay. Got it.
-Okay, he doesn't like that Junsu talks too much. (He does. It's true.) That guy does tend to get loud and....what's the word....? "Unintelligent" when he's on the phone with Junho. "DUUUUUUUUDE!!!" Aish.... Gotta love meh dongsaengs~
-Wow. He complains about the TV a lot. Maybe I should seduce Yunho into fixing the TV... Hey! That's it! I'll find someone handy enough to fix the TV. And then Changmin will fall in love. And then me and Yunho can go back to having DISCREET sex.
-Yunho.... Alrighty, then...a man like Yunho is not suitable for Changmin. He doesn't like my Yunho's jokes...or the fact that he won't fix the TV. That's fine. Yunho is the only Yunho on this planet and Yunho is ALL MINE. <3
-He wants a dog! Awwww! Maybe we should just get him a dog instead.
-...Nah.
-Oh, look! He wrote about me trying to steal his diary while I was trying to steal his diary. How sweet. Oh, but look at me now... Heh heh.
-..................Okay..................I didn't know I scared him THAT much when I kissed him that time. He spent have spent all that time locked in his room spelling out the words
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*gasp*
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*gasp*
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-Did I really leave my taste in his mouth? Yunho never complains. But then, maybe Yunho likes my flavor. Ha!
-...I am not a "PERV. ERT."....Lies....
-Oh! He must have had his diary when he got locked inside the demon closet in the demon laundry room. Hmmm...he's still talking about my kiss.
-Apparently, I'm a good kisser. PWNAGE!
-Yunho likes my kisses. Mwah, Yunho!
-Oh, how impulsive I was in those days. Just kissing Changmin whenever I wanted. Hah....but now I've matured. Now I'm older. Now I'm I hate my shirt, it's not sexy enough, I want to change it. Maybe I'll raid Yoochun's closet. Wait a second...
-I'm back!
-Crap! Changmin's got to be finishing his third sandwich by now. What if he wants his diary right after he finishes so he can rave about how good my sandwiches are?? Quick! Gotta do this faster! No more distractions!
-My new wool socks are nice.
-Yunho bought them for me~
-Oh, Changmin is such colossal fail! He locked himself in the closet twice?? How come I never knew about this??
-...Oh... This is that time I kissed Junsu. Oh well. Now I'm older and wiser and I need a pedicure. Maybe Yoochun will go with me to get one? I'll go if Yunho pays~
-Wow. Changmin SAW Yoochun and Junsu do it for the first time...in...MY demon LAUNDRY ROOM??? My poor corrupted Changmin. I will SPRAY DISINFECTANT IN YOOCHUN'S EYES IF HE DOES IT AGAIN. No smexing in my laundry room...
-Oh. Changmin is angry in this one. You know what happens when he gets angry, Diary? He brushes his teeth really hard. And then I come into the bathroom and there's mouth blood all over the sink. And then I have to clean it up. And when I clean up the sink, sometimes I discover lost earrings that Yoochun thinks he lost a long time ago. Yay! Wait...what does that have to do with finding Changmin's type?
-KANGIN'S MESSAGE!
-I remember that. Haha~ I haven't ripped that page out of you, Diary. Have you noticed? Hehe. Good memories. Or...good memories following bad memories. Oh, Life. What a trip you are~
-Anyway, Kangin's angry message to Changmin has lots of stuff about Changmin's eating. Ha! Only WE can handle his appetite. Having Changmin in the house will force you to be a really, really, really good grocery shopper.
-Hey! Kangin insulted me in Changmin's diary! Not nice!
-So....Changmin needs a man who can handle his eating habits....someone completely unlike Kangin...
-Oh oh oh! The Dong Bang Fundraisers! Yesh!
-Hey, he liked Yesung's idea in the car wash. Taking off their pants and shoes was a pretty good idea. So Changmin wants someone smart. Of course. Nothing less than the best for my Maxy Min~
-Heh heh. In this page, he seems just as concerned about his empty lovelife as we are. Don't worry, Min. We're here to help. Mwaha.<3
-Again with the broken TV. Fine, Changmin! I'll hook you up with the repairman. Is that okay?????? Sheesh.
-I bet the repairman is like....fifty years old.....*Shudder*
-We have access to a repairman and yet Yunho will never hire him. Weird.
-Yoochun and Junsu have been making "man juice" in Changmin's bed?? I need to have a talk with Yoochun... Cuz once we get the Law abolished, I do NOT want those two screwing around in me and Yunho's bed...
-Oh crap. He knows about my punishments with Yunho...crap crap...
-Oh, the black magic of Junsu's pants. He seems a little creeped out about how Junsu's pants disappeared in front of our eyes in the laundry room. They were in the washing machine...and then they weren't....*Shudder*
-...Why is he commenting about my sky blue jacket with the fluffy cloud over one chest?? I liked it, so I bought it. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT???
-Anyway....he didn't like the whole 'witch craft' thing, so anyone with any access to magic is out. That means Sungmin is out.
-Ah. He didn't seem to like it when I SUBTLY tried to hook him up with Mithra. Next time I try to hook him up with someone, I'll just try to sound like a pirate instead. Arg!
Okay, well that seems to be all of it. Lots and lots of information in here. I've got to report to Agent Nuhcooy, Agent J and Agent Y about my findings. Oh, Agent Y will be so proud of me!
...
C.R.A.P.
Changmin's coming.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh gotta...gotta...gotta do something.
It's okay, Agent JJ. Just think calm. Be rational.
...
DARN THOSE LONG LEGS OF HIS!
~Agent JJ
Next diary coming soon~ Page 61 - Changmin || Page 63 - Changmin
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Poor Min's Diary. xD
And yes, I went back to all Min's past diaries and raped them just like Joongie did. x'D Copying and pasting the giant "OMG!!!!" from the Min-lip rape chapter was fun~ *sigh* Oh, maknae, maknae~
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [62/never ending~]
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
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Jaejoong's Diary~
Dear Diary
Yunho told me to write in you for him, okay, Diary? He's been stressing out lately and he's dead and stuff, so just bare with him, okay? He's had it rough.
Yunho says I love you.
Awww. See that? He said he loves me.
I know, Yunho~
I love you, too~
I always will~
You are my world~
You are my zombie prince~
I'll always care for you and your undead ways~
Oh, how hot it would be to have sex with a zombie.....
Okay, anyway, I finally stole Changmin's diary.
How did I do it?
Well first, I made Changmin a sandwich.
And then I made him three more sandwiches as a back up. He doesn't eat as fast as Junsu but he's a fairly steady eater. I knew I'd have approximately six minutes.
So then I snuck into his room.
I was careful not to make a mess because:
#1: That's awfully suspicious
#2: I'd have to clean it up later, anyway
#3: I clean up everything
#4: I don't dislike cleaning. It's actually quite fun
#5: Especially finding things I never even knew we lost
#7: Like, now I've counted up to 11 old cell phones that Yunho has somehow misplaced in the past.
#8: I'll either donate them or make a Yunho collage.
#9: I skipped #6
I found his diary under his pillow.
Kind of an obvious place but I guess he didn't expect his hyungs to deliberately defy his trust in us.
Oh well. So here's the data I've collected for Mission Min starting from page 1 of Changmin's diary~:
-Hmmm...he seems to have a thing against Yoochun. Maybe it's because Yoochun prefers to annoy him more than anyone else in the house? Hmmm... So Min's type should be the EXACT OPPOSITE of Chun. Okay. Got it.
-Okay, he doesn't like that Junsu talks too much. (He does. It's true.) That guy does tend to get loud and....what's the word....? "Unintelligent" when he's on the phone with Junho. "DUUUUUUUUDE!!!" Aish.... Gotta love meh dongsaengs~
-Wow. He complains about the TV a lot. Maybe I should seduce Yunho into fixing the TV... Hey! That's it! I'll find someone handy enough to fix the TV. And then Changmin will fall in love. And then me and Yunho can go back to having DISCREET sex.
-Yunho.... Alrighty, then...a man like Yunho is not suitable for Changmin. He doesn't like my Yunho's jokes...or the fact that he won't fix the TV. That's fine. Yunho is the only Yunho on this planet and Yunho is ALL MINE. <3
-He wants a dog! Awwww! Maybe we should just get him a dog instead.
-...Nah.
-Oh, look! He wrote about me trying to steal his diary while I was trying to steal his diary. How sweet. Oh, but look at me now... Heh heh.
-..................Okay..................I didn't know I scared him THAT much when I kissed him that time. He spent have spent all that time locked in his room spelling out the words
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*gasp*
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-Did I really leave my taste in his mouth? Yunho never complains. But then, maybe Yunho likes my flavor. Ha!
-...I am not a "PERV. ERT."....Lies....
-Oh! He must have had his diary when he got locked inside the demon closet in the demon laundry room. Hmmm...he's still talking about my kiss.
-Apparently, I'm a good kisser. PWNAGE!
-Yunho likes my kisses. Mwah, Yunho!
-Oh, how impulsive I was in those days. Just kissing Changmin whenever I wanted. Hah....but now I've matured. Now I'm older. Now I'm I hate my shirt, it's not sexy enough, I want to change it. Maybe I'll raid Yoochun's closet. Wait a second...
-I'm back!
-Crap! Changmin's got to be finishing his third sandwich by now. What if he wants his diary right after he finishes so he can rave about how good my sandwiches are?? Quick! Gotta do this faster! No more distractions!
-My new wool socks are nice.
-Yunho bought them for me~
-Oh, Changmin is such colossal fail! He locked himself in the closet twice?? How come I never knew about this??
-...Oh... This is that time I kissed Junsu. Oh well. Now I'm older and wiser and I need a pedicure. Maybe Yoochun will go with me to get one? I'll go if Yunho pays~
-Wow. Changmin SAW Yoochun and Junsu do it for the first time...in...MY demon LAUNDRY ROOM??? My poor corrupted Changmin. I will SPRAY DISINFECTANT IN YOOCHUN'S EYES IF HE DOES IT AGAIN. No smexing in my laundry room...
-Oh. Changmin is angry in this one. You know what happens when he gets angry, Diary? He brushes his teeth really hard. And then I come into the bathroom and there's mouth blood all over the sink. And then I have to clean it up. And when I clean up the sink, sometimes I discover lost earrings that Yoochun thinks he lost a long time ago. Yay! Wait...what does that have to do with finding Changmin's type?
-KANGIN'S MESSAGE!
-I remember that. Haha~ I haven't ripped that page out of you, Diary. Have you noticed? Hehe. Good memories. Or...good memories following bad memories. Oh, Life. What a trip you are~
-Anyway, Kangin's angry message to Changmin has lots of stuff about Changmin's eating. Ha! Only WE can handle his appetite. Having Changmin in the house will force you to be a really, really, really good grocery shopper.
-Hey! Kangin insulted me in Changmin's diary! Not nice!
-So....Changmin needs a man who can handle his eating habits....someone completely unlike Kangin...
-Oh oh oh! The Dong Bang Fundraisers! Yesh!
-Hey, he liked Yesung's idea in the car wash. Taking off their pants and shoes was a pretty good idea. So Changmin wants someone smart. Of course. Nothing less than the best for my Maxy Min~
-Heh heh. In this page, he seems just as concerned about his empty lovelife as we are. Don't worry, Min. We're here to help. Mwaha.<3
-Again with the broken TV. Fine, Changmin! I'll hook you up with the repairman. Is that okay?????? Sheesh.
-I bet the repairman is like....fifty years old.....*Shudder*
-We have access to a repairman and yet Yunho will never hire him. Weird.
-Yoochun and Junsu have been making "man juice" in Changmin's bed?? I need to have a talk with Yoochun... Cuz once we get the Law abolished, I do NOT want those two screwing around in me and Yunho's bed...
-Oh crap. He knows about my punishments with Yunho...crap crap...
-Oh, the black magic of Junsu's pants. He seems a little creeped out about how Junsu's pants disappeared in front of our eyes in the laundry room. They were in the washing machine...and then they weren't....*Shudder*
-...Why is he commenting about my sky blue jacket with the fluffy cloud over one chest?? I liked it, so I bought it. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT???
-Anyway....he didn't like the whole 'witch craft' thing, so anyone with any access to magic is out. That means Sungmin is out.
-Ah. He didn't seem to like it when I SUBTLY tried to hook him up with Mithra. Next time I try to hook him up with someone, I'll just try to sound like a pirate instead. Arg!
Okay, well that seems to be all of it. Lots and lots of information in here. I've got to report to Agent Nuhcooy, Agent J and Agent Y about my findings. Oh, Agent Y will be so proud of me!
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C.R.A.P.
Changmin's coming.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh gotta...gotta...gotta do something.
It's okay, Agent JJ. Just think calm. Be rational.
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DARN THOSE LONG LEGS OF HIS!
~Agent JJ
Next diary coming soon~ Page 61 - Changmin || Page 63 - Changmin
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Poor Min's Diary. xD
And yes, I went back to all Min's past diaries and raped them just like Joongie did. x'D Copying and pasting the giant "OMG!!!!" from the Min-lip rape chapter was fun~ *sigh* Oh, maknae, maknae~
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