Dear Diary~ [Pages 63 - Changmin]
Title: Dear Diary~
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [63/never ending~]
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
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Changmin's Diary~
Dear Diary,
Those three sandwiches Jaejoong made me were awesome.
But I don't understand why you were just thrown all the way across the room when I came in to get you. You're usually under my bed. Yeah, I know it's kind of obvious, but it's not like my hyungs would sink to defying the massive amount of trust I put into them. Not even Yoochun would do that...on purpose.
Just saw Jaejoong before I came to write in you, Diary.
He was running.
Hmm. Maybe he left something in the oven.
That's weird because I didn't smell anything.
Whatever.
I can't get this song out of my head.
Yo, Ho. Yo...Yo...
It's the Zombie Ho Beat.
So me, Kibum and Heechul went to see the concert at the park yesterday. Hankyung wanted to go but he said he had to finish washing his socks.
There were a lot of other musical acts before Tablo's. Lots of stuff. Rock, ballads, pop, hip-hop, b-boys, traditional. Really cool.
And...Yesung showed up in all of them. Really weird.
The first one was a rock song called, "Are You Ready?" He was wearing red and black and his head looked bigger than usual and it was pretty cool.
But then...he showed up in the very next song wearing completely different clothes.
And then he showed up in the b-boy battle wearing completely. Different. Clothes.
And then he....
You get the picture. Yesung was everywhere. All the time.
I got really confused and creeped out but Heechul told me not to worry about. He said Yesung has his own force at his disposal.
I don't know what that means, but I'm not going to question it any further.
But then there was the feature presentation......ZOMBIE HO BEAT! Yeah!
Yunho may be dead, but he sure makes a good dedication to an awesome rap song.
So everyone in the park suddenly crowded at the stage and we all started dancing and singing (because everyone knows the words) and it was sooo much fun.
Somehow, in the middle of the chorus that Tablo incorporated into the song with Mithra after composing it on the fly in front of me (Ha!) at the bar (By the way, Yesung was dancing around on stage in the background...completely different clothes...), Heechul got separated from us in the crowd.
It would've really helped if Hankyung were there because he can locate a Heechul in a heartbeat just by sniffing the air.
Ah, but Heechul's really independent. He can take care of himself.
So me and Kibum were left to dance and sing and act like idiots. (But not on the same level as Yoochun the idiot. Our variables do not add up in the mathematical formula for Yoochun the Idiot.)
After the concert (Okay, there were three encores for Yesung, Tablo and Mithra (I miss Tukutz. Good luck in the army!), me and Kibum left by ourselves still singing that song at the top of our lungs. Man, Zombie Ho Beat is a GOOD song. I heard they're singing it in the Philippines.
We were still singing when we went to get ice cream. I expected the employees to be kinda pissed at us because we came in to order right when they were about to close, but since we were singing Zombie Ho Beat, they joined in with us.
That song can sure bring people together. Rest in peace, Yunho.
We didn't know where Heechul was so we just walked around for a while and waited for him to call or something.
It was fun. Peaceful. Kibum doesn't talk anywhere near as much as Junsu, so my mind had time to relax. He's also more competent than Yunho and better than Yoochun in English. Ha! Okay, Jaejoong is pretty awesome in general but Kibum totally pwns his face with his awesome smile.
I don't remember what we talked about but it was fun. And then Heechul called and said he got into a fight with some old lady's cat.
Well, we figured, hey, at least Heechul isn't dead. We can't hope for a miracle like Yunho's and expect him to become a zombie as well if he dies, so if Heechul died alone after an awesome concert, that would just be it. And there'd be no Dead Chul Beat song. That's just morbid.
So we ignored his call for "back up from his homies" and I walked Kibum home. On the way, he taught me how to sing some songs in English. I don't think my pronunciation is very good but at least I now have something to throw in Yoochun's face.
Hey, Yoochun! I can sing all the words to "Hollaback Girl!" Can you? NOPE! You can't even spell BANANAS. Ha!
Well, anyway, I got Kibum home safely. He'll probably email me about how badly Heechul got scratched up after the cat fight.
Kibum, Hankyung, Heebum (Apparently, he is a person, too...so says Heechul...) and Heechul's apartment isn't too far away from ours but on my short trek back home, I met Yesung.
He was wearing a different outfit again.
Then he started chasing me.
I don't know if this has anything to do with Yoochun's lies that I said that Yesung's head is too big when I totally DIDN'T or whatever weirdness I think Yoochun tried to pull at the mall the other day, but I don't think I deserved to be chased like that in the middle of the night. I just don't. It's cruel.
I wasn't going to run back home because then he'll just chase me around my own apartment and that's just wrong.
So I passed my apartment and ran all the way back to his house. I'm glad Ryeowook was out watering the flowers for whatever reason in the middle of the night because he saw me and Yesung chasing after me and immediately went into action.
He caught Yesung and rubbed some place behind his ear and told him that he'd make him some dumplings if he quit trying to kill me. Yesung smiled and forgot all about me.
Ahh...whatever makes him happy.
Then Ryeowook invited me inside for dumplings and who, I mean WHO can say no to dumplings?
The dumplings were good. Delicious. I'll have to compare them to Jaejoong's to see just how good those dumplings were. I'll have to visit more often. If Yesung will stop trying to kill me.
He glared at me the whole time I was enjoying my dumplings, but I didn't care. I had dumplings~
I had just thanked Ryeowook and was about to leave when Kyuhyun invited me to fix his computer. Apparently there was a virus on it and he couldn't play anymore games.
Now, I'm no computer expert, but by all those...um...interesting pop-ups with lots and lots of...pictures...on them constantly, spontaneously molesting his computer screen...I can't just assume that playing games is the only reason Kyuhyun uses his computer.
I wonder what websites he uses. He can't just go to any porn website, cause some of those are just plain malicious. Okay, most of them are. Okay almost all of them are. But he must not have a virus protection program like I do. Cause I web surf smart like that. He should come to me for internet advice more often. I know lots~
After fiddling with his computer for a while and then finally just deleting absolutely everything from his hard drive, I went home. I hope Kyuhyun didn't cry. His eyes sure looked watery when I left...
And all the way back home, I kept hearing suspicious rustling in the bushes. It was weird, like right out of a movie. Every time I turned around, there was more rustling and then it stopped. And then I'd hear footsteps behind me again and then I'd turn around, more rustling and then nothing.
Strange.
I didn't get raped or stabbed or anything, so it's cool, I guess. These things happen every once in a while. And I've got more and more muscles to protect myself from evil people. Ha!
...I should call my little sisters... I hope they're okay...
...
The older brother in me is telling--no, COMMANDING me to visit my parents and sisters for a while this weekend. Mom and Dad aren't letting them out at night, are they? Are they equipped with pepper spray? Nunchucks? Gah! Parents should know how to protect their kids better!
'Kay, bye, Diary. I'm gonna go catch the next train to my hometown. BYE!
~Brother Min
Next diary coming soon~ Page 62 - Jaejoong || Page 64 - Junsu
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