Title: Dear Diary~
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [64/never ending~]
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
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Junsu's Diary~
Dear Diary,
Changmin has been acting very suspicious lately.
I was out one night getting some fresh air because Yoochun was doing that thing where he takes a shower and then walks around the apartment in nothing but a small towel and a smile...
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is he such a studmuffin?
And then I saw Changmin running past our apartment.
I knew he'd been out with Heechul and Kibum and possibly Hankyung (It always depends on sock-washing days.) to see Tablo and Mithra's concert. He didn't invite me or anything, but whatever. I don't care.
Even though Zombie Ho Beat is SUCH a good song and most people in KOREA would KILL to see that performance live by none other than TABLO AND MITHRA. But. Whatever. I don't care.
Ahem...anyway, I knew he'd be late coming home, but then why would he just pass our home like that? And running. Why was he running?
Good thing I brought my camera outside with me. How lucky~ I was planning to go into the bathroom in the lobby and take some compromising pictures that I could send to Yoochun, but stalking the maknae is an equally efficient use of my time. Agent J was on the case!
Right after Changmin zoomed by, I witnessed Yesung with my own eyes running after Changmin and yelling things about his head. Then, I was really, really curious.
I followed them, and I have to say, the footage was crappy. It's hard to get a good shot of anything while running after a guy who's running for his life from a guy who's running after the first guy's life.
They ran all the way to Yesung, Ryeowook and Kyuhyun's house within minutes. And their house is all the way across town. Darn Changmin and his long legs. And darn Yesung and his stamina. And darn Yoochun for having such a delicious looking Adam's apple.
I was almost dying when I arrived after the other two but I still had enough energy to catch Changmin going into their house on footage. It seemed like Ryeowook was really eager to invite him in.
It was in the middle of the night and I couldn't figure out any reason why Changmin would run so fast to visit someone else's house all the way across town. It boggled me even more that Ryeowook didn't even seem burdened that Changmin was visiting so late.
He stayed for a loong time.
Changmin didn't come out til an hour and a half later.
An hour and a half.
That's about how long it takes Yunho to find his keys before he goes to work every day. He never fails to lose those things. But then again, he never fails to find them again eventually. Or at least Jaejoong finds them after cleaning.
Anyway. Stalking the maknae.
Suspicious?
I think so.
When he finally came out, he seemed a little too happy. You know what I mean, Diary? Like...TOO happy... Like almost as happy as he usually looks after he eats Jaejoong's dumplings.
He gets that TOO happy look on his face after eating. And...I don't want to make my report to the other agents of this case sound biased or anything...but...
I think that maybe, perhaps, possibly, Changmin gets that look on his face after eating.....AND AFTER GOOD SEX.
It's possible. Perhaps. Maybe. I don't know.
CHANGMIN'S HAVING SEX. Maybe. I dunno. But that's what I'm about to *hint*hint* to the others. Haha~
Well, Diary, I tried my best to follow him back home in search of more clues without getting caught, but it was difficult. I know Changmin knew someone was following him. But at least he didn't see my face, right? I'll have to recheck the footage.
Okay, time to report my OH-SO-SCANDALOUS SEXAPALOOZA findings to Agent JJ and Agent Y and then snuggle with Agent Nuhcooy.
Oh yeah! Jaejoong got me new pants. He has to sneak into Donghae and Hyukjae's place to use his laundry room now because our laundry room wants to suck out my pants' soul.
Neither Donghae nor Hyukjae ever answers the door anymore but it's always unlocked, so Jaejoong says he has to tiptoe in, wash my clothes and then tiptoe out. He also says that those two can't be dead because there's always a new set of clothes thrown all over the living room and kitchen and it always smells like sweat and...something kind of thick smelling. Hmmmm....
Jaejoong says it's all my fault because my butt is so big.
Well newsflash, World...
My butt is NOT that big.
~Small butt Su
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