Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon IV

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Sorted: 149 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

• done! _almagitana wrote Ron finds out what Harry's allergic to, and the consequences are disastrous for chesauroshin


• done! _lore wrote Remus begins to wonder if he's becoming a spinster aunt. CRACK FIC PLZ for automaticdoor


• done! a_t_rain wrote Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. for fabalafaepotter


• done! adbaculum wrote Snape/Dumbledore - Dumbledore plays a practical joke on Snape for twocorpses


• done! adina_atl wrote "I'll be there when your heart stops beating" - as a quote, theme, whatever for tsarina


• done! by into_desire | agonistes will write Connect a HP character to each day of the week. Tuesday character's POV. for caboca


• done! amanuensis1 wrote The grand love story of the Wizard Hagrid (senior) and the Giantess Fridwulfa for lilacsigil


• done! by adina_atl | done! by bentley | done! by a_t_rain | done! by gehayi | done! amelia_eve wrote Peter, Remus and the end of the second war for waterbird


• done! animamea wrote Fred/George/Hermione, new use for a common charm for ctorres


• done! arionrhod wrote Remus/Hagrid - "I shouldn't have said that". Comic rather than dark or sad. for scribbulus_ink


• done! by merrycontrary | attilatehbun will write Regulus/Hermione, Valentine's Day, inferius for goseaward


• done! automaticdoor wrote Neville/"Mary Jane" (the pot, not the girl) - twist it anyway you like. for fiona_fawkes


• done! avendya wrote Snape, Luna, and eternal detention for srichard


• done! bethbethbeth wrote New from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes: the Circe's Secret Weapon Kit! (Ages 17 and older only.) for j_lunatic


• done! birdisland wrote Snape/Slughorn. Established relationship. Any era. Potions use a plus. for bethbethbeth


• done! bowdlerized wrote Draco Malfoy - pink spatula for mizbean


• done! bronze_ribbons wrote Minerva McGonagall's first love, Keywords: quidditch, rings, rainbows for mamadeb


• done! caboca wrote Hermione attempts to learn Bulgarian so she can write a letter to Viktor without the help of magic. for gramarye1971


• done! carpet_diemon wrote Harry/Voldemort: popping a cherry for maeglinyedi


• done! catrinella wrote A relationship between Moody and Luna, romantic or platonic, born out of their mutual weirdness. for mybrokenlocket


• done! cedarlibrarian wrote Harry/Percy/Knight Bus/slash/bondage (consensual/non con-you pick) for joanwilder


• done! celandineb wrote Harry meets someone in the astronomy tower, it's not who he expected. for frek


• done! chesauroshin wrote Zacharias Smith/Terry Boot for eridanusus


• done! cheshyre wrote Cryptozoologist Luna discovers a physical specimen of the legendary Umgubular Slashkilter for gehayi


• done! coffee_n_cocoa wrote Narcissa + Neville: *NOT* noncon for cheshyre


• done! corvidae9 wrote Draco/Millicent - rare, holly, touch for tarie


• done! csi_tokyo3 wrote Answer: Does a Nargle have lips? for luminousmarble


• done! ctorres wrote Whomping Willow/Mrs. Norris. for bronze_ribbons


• done! cynic_pearl wrote Bad philosophy for youngest_one


• done! daughter_moon wrote Viktor Krum, "Carpe Diem" "Carpe Noctum" "Carpe Jugular" for peppery_lime


• done! demonqueen666 wrote Snape/Hagrid, board game for stanharding


• done! dizilla wrote Percy/Lavender, post-war for hermione_like


• done! by merrycontrary | doomette will write The Knight Bus and a certain Ford Anglia meet and fall madly in love. for slythwolf


• done! dramedy wrote The Giant Squid makes a critical contribution to the war. for ziasudra_fic


• done! drusillas_rain wrote McGonagall autoerotica involving an article of clothing. for mundungus42


• done! eeyore9990 wrote Lily/Harry. No, seriously. I've NEVER seen it. for amanuensis1


• done! ehnel wrote Harry/Luna - "well, it's better than cold buttered toast" for xturtle


• done! ella_bane wrote Snape/Tonks, Stealth and Tracking Training for Slytherins for cynic_pearl


• done! ellid wrote Snape/Minerva, one-upmanship for bowdlerized


• done! elsajeni wrote Percy attends Bill's wedding. for cedarlibrarian


• done! erastes wrote An unlikely character deals with gooshy love notes from a secret admirer. for demonqueen666


• done! eridanusus wrote Trelawney/anyone, tarot cards for mayhap


• done! fabalafaepotter wrote Ron finds something interesting in Harry's trunk for heathersy


• done! fell_beast2 wrote Pansy as a child for thisaestus


• done! fiona_fawkes wrote Harry/Draco; hope, loss, children for stasia


• done! fishnetfairy03 wrote Peter/Regulus: on being ignored for purple_chalk


• done! florahart wrote Hermione/Charlie, breathplay, stockings for magistera


• done! fourth_rose wrote Snape/Minerva ESE!Snape, ESE!Minerva, they masterminded DD's death. for troubleinchina


• done! by merrycontrary | done! by webbapettigrew | frek will write Crookshanks/Hermione - Hermione is having kittens! What's a witch to do? for dramedy


• done! gehayi wrote Hagrid-Sue saves the day for vassilissa


• done! gelsey wrote "We didn't mean to go to sea!" for such_heights


• done! gileonnen wrote Regulus Black, trapped in form of Crookshanks, returned to 12GP in OotP... for swythyv


• done! gmth wrote Snape drinks the wrong potion and Harry gets a glimpse of his darker urges for zadcat


• done! goseaward wrote Sirius/Remus/Harry, beyond the veil for rosesanguina


• done! gramarye1971 wrote A giant mandrake takes over the trio's 7th year herbology lesson for fishnetfairy03


• done! greenspine wrote Tom, Minerva, cake, snakes, Peeves, hot sex optional (not with Peeves) for vivien529


• done! greenwoodside wrote Draco's first manifestation of magic as a child for janicechess


• done! gwenlliana wrote Sirius Black/Hermione Granger for kileaiya


• done! heathersy wrote non-prat!Percy, conniving!Dumbledore, in which betrayal occurs. for gelsey


• done! heidi8 wrote Draco/Hermione, Hogwarts letter for ella_bane


• done! hermione_like wrote Neville, Luna & Ginny. Second string heroes. for merrycontrary


• done! hildigunnur wrote Sirius Black motorcycle smut, het. Not Bella please. for siriuslysmitten


• done! hpsauce wrote Sirius/Regulus & "when the kiss of love becomes a lie" for monifieth


• done! by miramiraficfic | imaginarycircus will write The Scrimgeour Family Reunion. Gen, pls! for agonistes


• done! incunabulist wrote Snape decides to tell Scrimgeour where to stick his Order of Merlin, 2nd Cl., but shows him instead. for iulia_linnea


• done! inksheddings wrote Remus gets his first grey hair. for stelmarta


• done! into_desire wrote Lily Evans femslash for lasultrix


• done! iulia_linnea wrote Ginny tarts a Dursley up. Bonus points for filthy magic. for the_gentleman


• done! j_lunatic wrote Neville/Luna - He's a herbologist, she's a weirdo. Together, they fight crime. for marksykins


• done! jackoweskla wrote Dobby has a secret fetish for women's socks. (Crossdressing, Dobby/?) for greenspine


• done! janicechess wrote Kreacher is reading a story about Harry and Draco that he is finding on the filthy Muggle Internet. for a_t_rain


• done! jedilora wrote Luna, Neville, Quidditch, odd hats, and Trevor for wolf_cat


• done! joanwilder wrote Ravenclaw's Horcrux is hidden in Paris, Ron decides to learn French in order to seduce Harry. for _almagitana


• done! joiedumonde wrote Terry/Mandy - antique book shopping, "we're spending how much on that?" for nightfalltwen


• done! julibeth wrote Petunia Evans is a squib. for adina_atl


• done! kileaiya wrote Harry/Padma - Voldi-Clones for plaidphoenix


• done! labellerose wrote Molly teaches Fleur a favorite Weasley family recipe for amelia_eve


• done! by merrycontrary | ladyofthelog will write Someone/thing challenges the assumptions of a HP character - any rating/genre okay for greenwoodside


• done! lasultrix wrote A Hufflepuff saves the school, for once. for senji


• done! by celandineb | done! by cheshyre | done! by webbapettigrew | done! by merrycontrary | done! by mrs_batman | lelek will write "Tears at times have all the weight of speech." Your favorite character. for sullacat


• done! lilacsigil wrote Ginny/Gabrielle, first kiss for sweetcarolanne


• done! liriaen wrote Sirius Black/Kingsley Shacklebolt; must involve brooms for gileonnen


• done! lolaraincoat wrote Hermione explains why the Express runs from nine and three-quarters, but she's wrong. for into_desire


• done! luminousmarble wrote The Wizarding World has decided that, for its own safety, all magic-users will be moving to the moon for elsajeni


• done! lunglock wrote Severus Snape opens a small artisanal cheeseworks in Wales. Bonus points for Aberforth's Goat. for mad_and_crazy


• done! mad_and_crazy wrote Fred and George Weasley and a prank involving an Etch-A-Sketch. for inksheddings


• done! maeglinyedi wrote No dogs allowed. for venivincere


• done! by merrycontrary | magistera will write Snape/Harry - surprises in detention for snapetoy


• done! mamadeb wrote A moment of peace in the midst of war; any character for medawyn


• done! manic1066 wrote Bellatrix can't believe she saw Snape & Lupin doing THAT together. Light/humor/crack/romance plz for _lore


• done! marginaliana wrote It's hard to be a hat, because a Hat's the only hat who knows where you're at. Sorting Hat/Ravenclaw for jedilora


• done! marksykins wrote Draco/ferret for novembersnow


• done! mayhap wrote Percy/anyone, "a kiss is just a kiss" for celandineb


• done! medawyn wrote Snape reads "Sonnets of a Sorcerer" and is forced to speak in limericks for fell_beast2


• done! merrycontrary wrote Harry/Pansy/Draco, roses for selinakyle47


• done! midnitemaraud_r wrote Sirius/Harry, jealousy for birdisland


• done! miramiraficfic wrote The Malfoy family line is not quite as pure as they would like to think. for zephiey


• done! mizbean wrote Draco/Charlie and an Animagus cat (not Minerva) for catrinella


• done! monifieth wrote James/anyone. A guitar and a banana. for incunabulist


• done! mrs_batman wrote Lucius Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson, Barbie dolls and strawberry jam for pigwidgeon37


• done! mundungus42 wrote The other Aurors suspected Moody might be starting to lose it when... for miramiraficfic


• done! mybrokenlocket wrote Ginny needs a protector (Ginny/???) for julibeth


• done! by merrycontrary | done! naatz wrote Draco/Harry..."The lady doth protest too much, methinks"...quotes for doomette


• done! nightfalltwen wrote Barty Crouch Jr once considered a career in mediwizardry. for heidi8


• done! novembersnow wrote "People to whom nothing has ever happened cannot understand the unimportance of events." - T.S. Eliot for lelek


• done! by webbapettigrew | done! odogoddess wrote SS/HG Crookshanks and stockings for labellerose


• done! peppery_lime wrote Charlie/Viktor, persistence for florahart


• done! pigwidgeon37 wrote Eileen/SS; 'It became apparent that proper wand care was not the real subject of this conversation' for adbaculum


• done! plaidphoenix wrote pairing: Hermione/Lucius, keyword: mistake for lunglock


• done! purple_chalk wrote Kinky Luna/Ginny. "As a constant lover, I suffer." for ladyofthelog


• done! rose_gialle wrote Snape being interviewed by a London tabloid after a stint as a Page 3 girl. for ellid


• done! rosesanguina wrote Harry/Ron - the Laying on of Hands isn't a Royal thing - it's Magical! for shocolate


• done! scribbulus_ink wrote Remus Lupin and Crookshanks for mrs_batman


• done! selinakyle47 wrote theme: problems in Muggle relations/technology. quote: "I think it screws in the other way." for jackoweskla


• done! senji wrote The final, deadly battle between Harry and Voldemort... Monty Python style! (or other Brit comedy) for smilevampy


• done! shocolate wrote Fred/George/character of your choice: "We're not fussy where we stick this." for gmth


• done! siriuslysmitten wrote The veil vomits Sirius right back to the land of the living. for naatz


• done! by scribbulus_ink | slythwolf will write Severus/Remus, biting and scratching, with the world "unholy" included for arionrhod


• done! by aynthem | done! smilevampy wrote Snape knows that Voldemort is going to kill the Potters and tries to get Lily to run away with him. for animamea


• done! snakeling wrote Snape/Harry "the one/He chides to hell and bids the other grow/Faster than thought or time." (The Winter's Tale) for daughter_moon


• done! snapetoy wrote Harry/Snape. cats, cars, and cantaloupe. for wyomingnot


• done! by merrycontrary | srichard will write Harry/Colin - sheep shearing for the_con_cept


• done! st_aurafina wrote Dumbledore finds himself in St Peter's waiting room with Sirius for erastes


• done! stanharding wrote Remus gives Arthur a slinky and Arthur tries to figure out what it does. for midnitemaraud_r


• done! stasia wrote Snape's revenge for rose_gialle


• done! stelmarta wrote Voldemort, "My kingdom for a horse!" for snakeling


• done! such_heights wrote The day Gilderoy Lockhart's tooth-whitening charm didn't work. for hildigunnur


• done! sullacat wrote "For every problem, there is a solution which is simple, neat, and wrong." Snarry preferred. for carpet_diemon


• done! sweetcarolanne wrote Someone's biological clock is ticking... Hagrid/anyone for webbapettigrew


• done! swythyv wrote HG “Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from” (Mae West) - no Ron bashing for drusillas_rain


• done! tarie wrote Bill/Neville How can Bill convince Neville to have sex in 100 words or less? for eeyore9990


• done! the_con_cept wrote Snape/Ron, established relationship, forgiveness, 1st time rimming. for odogoddess


• done! the_gentleman wrote Aberforth said the goats made him do it. For once, he was telling the truth. for marginaliana


• done! thisaestus wrote Blue stockings, Draco/Hermione for ehnel


• done! troubleinchina wrote "Why," murmured Professor Binns, "is everybody always picking on me?" for lolaraincoat


• done! tsarina wrote Severus ~ After the first death, there is no other. (From a Dylan Thomas Poem) for gwenlliana


• done! twocorpses wrote Remus - "When you had no obvious choices, you acted as if what you needed to do could be done." for avendya


• done! vassilissa wrote Trevor is actually R.A.B. in Animagus form for coffee_n_cocoa


• done! venivincere wrote Draco/Voldemort: "mink, seal, and ermine." Like in that Siouxsie song, "Skin" for liriaen


• done! vivien529 wrote Minerva McGonagall, first time, classroom for st_aurafina


• done! waterbird wrote Dumbeldore's portrait in the headmaster's office, post-HBP for imaginarycircus


• done! webbapettigrew wrote How about backstory taken from HBP.ex:Fudges' pov meeting the PM the first time; the order moving HQ for joiedumonde


• done! wolf_cat wrote greyback/lupin...only fluffy/romantic... for hpsauce


• done! wyomingnot wrote GET IN MAH BELLEH. Crookshanks/Padfoot for corvidae9


• done! xturtle wrote Snape & Harry. Gen. Post HBP. Somehow they come to an understanding. for dizilla


• done! by nightfalltwen | done! by merrycontrary | done! by e_m_pink | done! youngest_one wrote Draco&Pansy's daughter meets Ron&Hermione's son at Hogwarts for fourth_rose


• done! zadcat wrote Crookshanks as a kitten! for attilatehbun


• done! zephiey wrote An of-age Gabrielle is given to a paroled Lucius by Minister of Magic Harry; The Malfoy line endures for csi_tokyo3


• done! ziasudra_fic wrote Snape, Marauders era, smut for manic1066

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