Recipient: fell_beast2 Prompt: Snape reads "Sonnets of a Sorcerer and is forced to speak in limericks Word Count: 119 (sorry!) Rating: PG
Albus, this is unacceptable; I don't sound a bit respectable. I read your damned book, And now take a look, The results? Truly lamentable.
Do you expect me to teach potions When all I have are rhymes and motions? I won't show my face; It would be a disgrace. This will not be fixed with mere lotions.
I see you think this is quite funny, You are wearing your smile so sunny. Dammit, it's getting worse; Do something! Remove this curse! Before I start rhyming for money.
He had such an innocent face, When that book he left at my place; That wily old codger, He is quite a dodger, But if he tries it again he's a gonner….
Re: For Fell_Beast2joanwilderApril 22 2007, 21:03:05 UTC
Oh, geez, Medawyn, when I saw your prompt, I immediately kissed the ground for not having drawn that one myself wondered how you were going to do it...and look what you've done. You've got Snape limericking and it sounds like him. Brilliantly done! This was hard.
Re: For Fell_Beast2joanwilderApril 24 2007, 18:44:07 UTC
Hey, I didn't even notice that 'liberties' with the meter. I was just agog at what you were able to do with it. I just had to rec it, it was so amazing!
Prompt: Snape reads "Sonnets of a Sorcerer and is forced to speak in limericks
Word Count: 119 (sorry!)
Rating: PG
Albus, this is unacceptable;
I don't sound a bit respectable.
I read your damned book,
And now take a look,
The results? Truly lamentable.
Do you expect me to teach potions
When all I have are rhymes and motions?
I won't show my face;
It would be a disgrace.
This will not be fixed with mere lotions.
I see you think this is quite funny,
You are wearing your smile so sunny.
Dammit, it's getting worse;
Do something! Remove this curse!
Before I start rhyming for money.
He had such an innocent face,
When that book he left at my place;
That wily old codger,
He is quite a dodger,
But if he tries it again he's a gonner….
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Thank you muchly, my dear, and for the recs!
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Thanks!
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Snape will be forever limericking in my head now...
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