Recipient: automaticdoor Prompt: Remus begins to wonder if he's becoming a spinster aunt. CRACK FIC PLZ Word count: 1100+ Rating: PG
Agony Aunt
No one seemed to notice when Remus' hair became even grayer and shaggier. He was an aging werewolf, wizard blood or not. The bun was disturbing, but if he didn't want to cut it, he had to do something with all that hair
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In response to the wash of magic over him, Remus felt a brief tightness in his chest, and then a squeezing sensation down his arm. Dark spells must be at work on him, but Remus held still to let Severus continue
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Severus being the one to finally break it to Remus just had me rolling. A carnivorous cardigan? Oh, whatever dark recesses of the mind you inhabit, I love 'em.
"Your manky cardigan just tried to eat you, Lupin. It fuels my desires, but not for you."
OMG< Can I tell you I love this. It's such a cleverly written Snonks!!!! Only Severus would get so turned on by her vindictiveness. I like that. Woah, you made me like Snonks over Snupin...heeee!!!! I guess it's all about the bat for me!! Love this, love this!!!
LOL! This is fantastic, even though poor Remus is left out in the cold (...because yeah, Severus being Severus, he would go for the nasty girl instead of the Cardigan appetizer. *G*)
I know! I got the man laying naked at his feet and he still went off to seduce Tonks. I think it was all the blue-faced gasping that turned Snape off - Poor, poor Remus! ;) *hug*
That is perfect! That... wow. That is exactly what I had been hoping for. And Snape/Tonks! I'm sorry, I'm so incoherent! Eeeeee! You are so brilliant. I can't believe you wrote me 1100 words based on one frivolous request.
You're very welcome! It was quite the challenge as I always tell people how bad I am at humour when I try to write it. Thank you for such wonderful inspiration! <3 <3 <3
Prompt: Remus begins to wonder if he's becoming a spinster aunt. CRACK FIC PLZ
Word count: 1100+
Rating: PG
Agony Aunt
No one seemed to notice when Remus' hair became even grayer and shaggier. He was an aging werewolf, wizard blood or not. The bun was disturbing, but if he didn't want to cut it, he had to do something with all that hair ( ... )
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Show off. ;)
Hee! Just kidding! This was great, lore.
"Your manky cardigan just tried to eat you, Lupin."
I gigglesnorted at that. :D Very vivid and well described!
*thumbs up*
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*hugs* Thanks for reading! :D
love, lore
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Severus being the one to finally break it to Remus just had me rolling. A carnivorous cardigan? Oh, whatever dark recesses of the mind you inhabit, I love 'em.
"Your manky cardigan just tried to eat you, Lupin. It fuels my desires, but not for you."
And then he goes to TONKS!!!
You = BRILLIANT!!!
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Thank you so much for commenting, I really appreciate it! <3
love, lore
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Only Severus would get so turned on by her vindictiveness. I like that.
Woah, you made me like Snonks over Snupin...heeee!!!! I guess it's all about the bat for me!!
Love this, love this!!!
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love, lore
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You have confirmed my suspicion that those cardigans are Up To No Good. :-D
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love, lore
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That is perfect! That... wow. That is exactly what I had been hoping for. And Snape/Tonks! I'm sorry, I'm so incoherent! Eeeeee! You are so brilliant. I can't believe you wrote me 1100 words based on one frivolous request.
THANK YOU!!
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love, lore
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