Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon IV

Apr 22, 2007 00:00

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lore April 22 2007, 22:58:22 UTC
Recipient: automaticdoor
Prompt: Remus begins to wonder if he's becoming a spinster aunt. CRACK FIC PLZ
Word count: 1100+
Rating: PG

Agony Aunt

No one seemed to notice when Remus' hair became even grayer and shaggier. He was an aging werewolf, wizard blood or not. The bun was disturbing, but if he didn't want to cut it, he had to do something with all that hair ( ... )

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lore April 22 2007, 22:58:53 UTC
In response to the wash of magic over him, Remus felt a brief tightness in his chest, and then a squeezing sensation down his arm. Dark spells must be at work on him, but Remus held still to let Severus continue ( ... )

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nightfalltwen April 22 2007, 23:47:40 UTC
Word count: 1100+

Show off. ;)

Hee! Just kidding! This was great, lore.

"Your manky cardigan just tried to eat you, Lupin."

I gigglesnorted at that. :D Very vivid and well described!

*thumbs up*

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lore April 23 2007, 23:29:37 UTC
Hey, if I would have written less words, I would have, trust me! ;)

*hugs* Thanks for reading! :D

love, lore

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nightfalltwen April 23 2007, 23:32:54 UTC
I know how that feels. Sometimes you're all like "omg be shorter!!!"

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lore April 23 2007, 23:36:41 UTC
Yes! "She only said 100 words, you monster!! Get back!" ;)

love, lore

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fiona_fawkes April 23 2007, 00:04:48 UTC
HOMG ahahahahhaha...*falls over and DIES*

Severus being the one to finally break it to Remus just had me rolling. A carnivorous cardigan? Oh, whatever dark recesses of the mind you inhabit, I love 'em.

"Your manky cardigan just tried to eat you, Lupin. It fuels my desires, but not for you."

And then he goes to TONKS!!!

You = BRILLIANT!!!

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lore April 23 2007, 23:34:46 UTC
I love objects. And nothing says "turning into a spinster aunt" like a manky brown cardigan! ;)

Thank you so much for commenting, I really appreciate it! <3

love, lore

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karasu_hime April 23 2007, 00:12:42 UTC
OMG< Can I tell you I love this. It's such a cleverly written Snonks!!!!
Only Severus would get so turned on by her vindictiveness. I like that.
Woah, you made me like Snonks over Snupin...heeee!!!! I guess it's all about the bat for me!!
Love this, love this!!!

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lore April 23 2007, 23:35:52 UTC
*wild hugging* I'm so glad you liked it! And here I was worried you'd bop me for skipping the Snupin. ;) HEE!!

love, lore

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bethbethbeth April 23 2007, 00:45:21 UTC
LOL! This is fantastic, even though poor Remus is left out in the cold (...because yeah, Severus being Severus, he would go for the nasty girl instead of the Cardigan appetizer. *G*)

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lore April 23 2007, 23:38:08 UTC
I know! I got the man laying naked at his feet and he still went off to seduce Tonks. I think it was all the blue-faced gasping that turned Snape off - Poor, poor Remus! ;) *hug*

love, lore

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bronze_ribbons April 23 2007, 01:04:57 UTC
*dies laughing*

You have confirmed my suspicion that those cardigans are Up To No Good. :-D

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lore April 23 2007, 23:39:36 UTC
"Those cardigans are Up To No Good" must be iconized, stat!! LOL! *hugs* Thank you!

love, lore

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automaticdoor April 23 2007, 01:48:17 UTC
OH MY GOD. AHAHAHAHA.

That is perfect! That... wow. That is exactly what I had been hoping for. And Snape/Tonks! I'm sorry, I'm so incoherent! Eeeeee! You are so brilliant. I can't believe you wrote me 1100 words based on one frivolous request.

THANK YOU!!

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lore April 23 2007, 23:40:46 UTC
You're very welcome! It was quite the challenge as I always tell people how bad I am at humour when I try to write it. Thank you for such wonderful inspiration! <3 <3 <3

love, lore

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