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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon IV

Apr 22, 2007 00:00

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This is for ellid rose_gialle April 22 2007, 00:04:36 UTC

Recipient: ellid
Prompt: Snape being interviewed by a London tabloid after a stint as a Page 3 girl.
Word count: 100
Rating: G

Duplicity was a state with which Snape was intimately familiar.

He sneered as the camera whirred, capturing perfect disdain on his porcelain face. That look caused terror in students, but brought strong men to their knees when he used polyjuice.

His feminine persona was every bit as dangerous, but big tits forgave a lot. They certainly paid well, enough to live on. The wizarding world thought they shunned him, but they drooled over him instead.

The irony was extremely satisfying.

"No," he said, in answer to the reporters last question. "I’ve never found a man who could really master me."

Re: This is for ellid bronze_ribbons April 22 2007, 00:28:33 UTC

Ooh, nice. The last line is a beaut.

Re: This is for ellid rose_gialle April 22 2007, 00:46:02 UTC

Thank you! :-)

Re: This is for ellid the_con_cept April 22 2007, 01:10:07 UTC

Very clever! I liked that a lot.

Re: This is for ellid rose_gialle April 22 2007, 01:17:43 UTC

Why, thank you :-D.

Re: This is for ellid gmth April 22 2007, 03:15:31 UTC

Heee! Oh, nicely done. :-)

Re: This is for ellid rose_gialle April 22 2007, 03:32:53 UTC

Thanks! I'm pleased you like it. :-)

Re: This is for ellid midnitemaraud_r April 22 2007, 04:21:06 UTC

I should be traumatized by Snape having tits (even if he doesn't look like himself) but I'm too busy snickering. :-P

Re: This is for ellid rose_gialle April 22 2007, 12:24:38 UTC

Glad you avoided trauma! *g*

Re: This is for ellid archon_mentha April 22 2007, 05:11:54 UTC

*giggles madly* So funny!

Re: This is for ellid rose_gialle April 22 2007, 12:26:02 UTC

Glad it amused :-).

Re: This is for ellid ellid April 22 2007, 12:16:30 UTC

*DIES DED*

This is great! "Big tits forgave a lot" - YES! Thanks so much!

Re: This is for ellid rose_gialle April 22 2007, 12:30:50 UTC

You're welcome! I'm very glad you like it :-D. Great prompt.

Re: This is for ellid drusillas_rain April 22 2007, 15:47:33 UTC

*dies*

Re: This is for ellid rose_gialle April 23 2007, 10:19:21 UTC

Oops? ;-)

Re: This is for ellid brockenblue April 22 2007, 16:15:21 UTC

*dies laughing* Oh yes...the irony IS supremely satisfying. The whole thing is perfect but the last line is a killer. Never thought I would see an in-character Sex!god Snape, but here he is.

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