Season One
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I've seen angels fall from blinding heights, but you yourself are nothing so divine. In which Des is a new arrival in Chicago and starts making friends.... And also finds out his not immortal anymore. (Becky and Aiden)
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It's time for giant blue things at two dollars off. In which Des meets a demon who looks suspiciously like Pagiel. (Annie Hunt)
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You're surrounded by armed bastards... No, just Torchwood. In which Des is mistaken for Jack Harkness for the first time and meets two members of Torchwood. (Tosh and Owen)
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Teenagers and their angst. In which there is cake and sad Becky-things. (Becky)
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It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight. In which Des beats up a punching bag for no real reason and receives many visitors.... And meets Martha Jones for the first time. (Martha, Eloi, Sally, and Tosh)
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Things are getting weirder at the speed of light. In which Kara Kendricks comes through the Rift and it's Des to the rescue! (Kara)
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One last glance at the chameleon dance. In which Des meets another new wanderer... He's really not good at that. (Eve)
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Well, this is an interesting situation. In which Des gets a Mathias! (Mathias)
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Fears to appease. In which Des finds a Becky on the street (Becky)
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First my left foot, then my right behind the other. In which Des spends some time with his sisterthing. (Kara)
-Where there is food, there is a Des. In which Des comments on other people's eating habits. (Aiden)
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So set him up and let him fall. In which Des meets Cat-Boy. (Luke)
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I see trouble on the way. In which Des and Mathias run into Annie Hunt in the park. (Annie and Mathias)
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I'm buying coffee by the pound. In which Des and Owen snark at each other. (Owen)
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It's the wrong kind of place to be thinking of you. In which Des is sulky and playing card games. (Martha)
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Plenty of illusion here, you live it every day. In which Des observes Kara and talks with Sam Tyler (Kara and Sam Tyler)
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And here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again. In which Des once again invades the Rift Room and bothers new people. (Zelgadis)
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I'm just looking for someone to understand my pain. In which Des comforts an angry Martha. (Martha)
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I don't have a white horse, but you can come along for the ride. In which Des rescues a fair damsel from.... Lucy Saxon. And they promptly make a party out of it. (Martha and Lucy)
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I've been this way with so many before. In which a drunk Des pays a visit to a sad Becky. (Becky)
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. In which Des meets the Doctor and an epic Ancient and Forever Pissing Contest transpires... And destiny begins. Or something. (The Doctor)
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Dancing this close to heartbreak. In which Des has a hangover and a serious problem with the Doctor. (Martha)
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By the pricking of my thumbs. In which Des returns to the Rift Room and meets a goddess. (Neath)
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The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. In which Des tracks down Annie for information on the demons of this world. (Annie Hunt)
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And we'll run for our lives. In which Des was caught out in the earthquake and finally returns to the hotel. (Martha, Revan, and Kara)
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A winged pig burned my village, I'm still very sore about that. In which Des and Martha discuss superheroes... And flying pigs. (Martha)
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You're playing with the big boys now. In which Des and Luke go out on a pointless quest to find Becky and get into some trouble. (Luke and Becky)
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A fighting man forgets each cut, each knock, each bruise, each fall. In which Des and the Doctor argue about finding Martha and Des breaks a door down in order to tackle the Doctor. Thankfully, there is a Martha to save them from themselves. (The Doctor and Martha)
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All around me are familiar faces. In which Des finds a Martha, thus eliminating a need for a vicious cycle of searching for people and getting himself in trouble AGAIN. (Martha)
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Just a little broken. In which Des tracks down Becky in a closet after Ricky's death. (Becky)
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The end is the beginning. Des and Martha go out for coffee.... And then the coffee shop burns down. (Martha)
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I get by with a little help from my friends. In which Des and Mathias are dorks... Per usual. (Mathias)
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Put down that gun, you might shoot yourself or is that what you're trying to do. In which Des and Martha run into Calisto in the park, and Des is stopped from killing her and the kid she's using for a human shield by a sympathetic Martha. (Martha, Calisto, Joshua)
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The healing process is a slow one. In which Des visits Becky post-Rift machine explosion. (Becky)
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If you take a life, do you know what you give? Odds are you won't like what it is. In which Des takes some time out for some of his girls.... And Des learns that there's a Jack Harkness in them thar hotels. (Kara and Des)
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I wonder why my heart feels dead inside. In which Des attempts to reassure Becky that Brando is fine.... And screws up infinitely when he finds out that he's dead. (Becky and Penny Widmore)
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It's not hard to fall when you float like a cannonball. In which Des winds up dead and Martha brings him back to life... And the OT3 officially begins. (Martha, the Doctor, Charlie)
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Well, I keep everything inside so long it burns. In which Des recovers from his "incident" and receives many visitors. (Martha, Kara, and Mathias)
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Don't go out tonight, for it's bound to take your life. In which Des and Mathias go out for a walk and Mathias is "killed" by a witchdog.... Thankfully, he's apparently newly immortal. (Mathias)
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And our cracking bones make noise. In which Des returns from his adventure with Mathias to a worried Martha. (Martha)
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And if I miss you, and if we falter. In which Des awkwardly tries to work up the courage to talk to the Doctor after the whole... Dying thing. (The Doctor)
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Well, who's that shouting? In which Des gets a Tarot reading from Eve (Eve)
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It's a cold day in a cold world. IN WHICH THERE IS THE MOST EPIC INTERVENTION EVER. (The Doctor, Martha, Jack Harkness, Charlie, Rose)
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No one told me I was going to find you. In which Des and Martha are amorous at the party. (Martha)
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Unexpected what you did to my heart. In which Des and Martha engage the Doctor in their drunken amorous hijinks. (The Doctor and Martha)
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The rest was hard to explain. In which Des is drunk and Mathias gets a kiss. (Mathias)
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You might have started my reckoning. In which Des is part of an interrogation party (Jack Harkness, the Doctor, Vincent, Sark)
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Arm yourself because no one else here will save you. In which the final showdown with Calisto happens and there is lots of blood and tears and death. (The Doctor, Jack Harkness, Calisto, Martha, Lucy Saxon)
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Things get damaged, things get broken. In which there is Pile of OT3 post-Calistopocalypse. (Martha, the Doctor, and Charlie)
Season Two
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This is what I'll remember most about dying. In which Mathias is grateful that there is a living Des and the boys have a moment of cling. (Mathias)
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Somebody, somebody look up here. In which Des goes to see how Becky's holding up post-Calisto. (Becky)
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You don't want to look over your shoulder, 'cause you don't want to remember where you've been. In which the OT3 has a complete and utter breakdown. (The Doctor and Martha)
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See how far we've fallen. In which Des fails Becky yet again. (Becky)
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I can tell by the way you reach your conclusions. In which the TARDIS attempts to fix the OT3. And Des learns that IN CONRAD HOTEL, PSYCHIC BRICK WALLS SPEAK YOU. (The TARDIS, the Doctor, Martha)
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When the storm arrives. In which Des meets his new guardian angel.... And it is the most awkward meeting ever. (Grace)
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You say you don't give lessons in love. In which the OT3 reconcile and there is much kissing and love. (Martha and the Doctor)
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They're in love and ain't that sweet. In which Des is a schoolgirl.... And a dumbass. (Mathias)
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And we can build these dreams together, standing tall forever. In which the OT3's fanclub gives them an adorable dinner date. (The Doctor and Martha)
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How I'm lost, how I'm found. In which Martha demands to know why Des is mean to his guardian angel. (Martha and Grace)
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I'm nowhere. In which Becky Falls and Des and Annie head to the rescue. (Annie, Becky, Jack Harkness, Morona)
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Darkness on the edge, shadows where I stand. In which Des demands to know what the Doctor did to upset Martha this time.... And then the OT3 spontaneously combusts AGAIN. (The Doctor)
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Don't wanna go home. In which Donna, Mathias, and Mat stage an intervention and lock Des and the Doctor in a room until they work out their issues. (The Doctor, Donna, Mathias, and Mat)
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I don't wanna close my eyes. In which Des's biffle's girlfriend is sick and things look bad again. (Mathias)
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He'll rekindle all those dreams it took you a lifetime to destroy. In which Des wants to go after evil face-stealing bastards and his sisterthing DOES NOT APPROVE. (Kara)
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Who dares to love forever. In which the OT3 takes some time out from the angst of the plague to come together. (Martha and the Doctor)
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It took this much to make me see, and still I barely understand. In which Des delivers The Complete History of Decant to Grace. (Grace)
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And I'll be flying home again. In which Becky and Annie return from the hospital and Des is a happy boy.
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All is fallen when you take your flight. In which the OT3 is broken AGAIN. (Martha)
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So you better check yourself before you check out. In which Jack Harkness sets the Doctor straight and the OT3 fixes themselves again.
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It's practically how he communicates. In which the Doctor and Des discuss the recent untimely death of Penny Widmore. (The Doctor)
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You can tell from the red in my eyes that I'm not right now at all. In which Kara is unhappy about Future Events and Des is an overprotective big brother thing. (Kara)
Season Three
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And if I claim to be a wise man, well that surely means that I don't know. In which Martha and Des track down the Doctor again.... And find him making friends with a freakish cat-beast. (Martha, the Doctor, and the Whistler)
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And my heart don't wish to roam. In which Des's second night in his new house is disrupted by a burgular... Okay, just the Doctor. (The Doctor)
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A private man in a public circumstance. In which Des meets John Smith..... We're sorry John Smith. (John Smith)
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Well, there's only so many people it could be. In which Des meets Cassandra.... He doesn't much like her. (Cassandra)
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So we're really not that different. In which Martha returns home after her failed assassination attempt and there is a Des, like there always is. (Martha)
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Life is as hard and as easy as they eay, walking the steps we've chosen on this day. In which it is Grace's birthday and Des decides to take her out for pie and ice cream at his favorite diner. (Grace)
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Bad Doctor, no biscuit. In which the Rani's dog pays a visit to the Casa and Des refuses to acknowledge the Doctor's pain in favor of the boppy. (The Doctor, S139)
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It's my party and I'll dance if I want to. In which Des does some mingling at his housewarming party. (Martha and Kara)
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What did that microwave ever do to you? In which Des is gleeful (and a little drunk) and the Doctor is taking apart a microwave... And the OT3 are just shamelessly cute. (The Doctor and Martha)
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So the floodgates open and nothing comes out. In which Des meets Sydney Bristow. (Sydney)
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The beginning of the end of it all. In which the Doctor goes on vacation and the Casa is trashed by an angry whistler and the Rani's superdog. Des is unhappy. (S139, the Whistler, and April)
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But until then maybe your heart can rest in mine. In which Des passes out after fixing the Casa and he and Martha have some serious possible-apocalypse cuddletiems. (Martha)
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You've left quite a mess here under your stewardship. In which Des is grateful that his guardian angel survived the coffee shop hostage situation.... And then coffee shop explodes. (Grace)
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Oh here, have a bear. In which Des feels bad for JD and gives him a stuffed animal. (JD)
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I'm going to hell, so I might as well make it worth my while. In which Des and Kara are set upon by behemoth demons and Kara is killed. (Kara, Missy, Annie Hunt, Grace)
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Even if you cannot hear my voice, I'll be right beside you do, dear. In which Des and April take solace in one another after Kara's death. (April)
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Well, disaster it strikes on a daily basis. I'm looking for wisdom in all the wrong places. In which a broken!Des and Martha have a moment of cling. (Martha)
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And the city is a busy place. The TARDIS offers her help in fixing a broken Des by turning into a replica of his old Corvette. (TARDIS)
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But there's a light on in Chicago and I know I should be home. In which Des runs into Dmitri Lang at a bar. (Dmitri)
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I don't want to go to Heaven, I don't wanna go to hell. In which Des picks up a new wanderer.... Who just so happens to be one of Kara's old friends from her world. Irony horse goes "neigh." (Cecily)
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Sometimes the stakes are bogus, sometimes the fast lane hits a fork. In which Des has a building! ...He loves his building. (John Smith and the Doctor)
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You'd rather lie than fall. Des pays a visit to the Conrad and meets a rather charming demon. (Honey)
Season Four
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It's not like every devastating end brings a new beginning. In which Des goes to see Grace and winds up showing her his building. (Grace)
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Whatever the case may be. In which Des is visited by a Hydralisk, discovers that there's an entrance to a sewer colony in the basement of his building, and accepts a very interesting case.
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The natives are so restless tonight. In which Des and the Doctor venture into the sewers. (The Doctor, the Hydralisk, Chaka)
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I call on the resting soul of Galileo, king of night vision, king of insight. In which Des and the Doctor continue their merry sewer adventure and discover that all roads lead to Gary, Indiana. (The Doctor)
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Now I never can explain by the clock that's in the tower or the one that's in my brain. In which Des and the Doctor pick up their guardian angels to continue their eventual trek to Gary, Indiana. (The Doctor, Charlie, Grace)
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And it's okay for you to care. In which the Doctor calls off their trip to Gary, Indiana and Des suspects something fishy... Unfortunately, he doesn't have long to be concerned about it before he's abducted by weevils.
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[FIC] Dear Diary, still in the freakin' sewers. In which Des records the events of his incarceration in the Chicago sewers.
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And if you think you've won, you never saw me change the game that we have been playing. In which Des returns to Chicago on a bog unicorn and with the help of a giant psychic armadillo (no really), rescues Thane's hostages. (....Don't make me list all of them)
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Thousands of fingers, folded like wings and only their prayers ascend. In which the OT3 has some post-Thane cuddletiems. (The Doctor and Martha)
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I've got darkness and fears to appease. In which Des shares his whiskey with April. (April)
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The old ones and the young know the scenery is everything inside the barrel of a gun. In which Des has some serious morally grey conversations with Dmitri. (Dmitri)
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Better than a puppy. In which Des convinces Martha to make him food... And tries to convince her that he's better than a puppy. (Martha)
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I think these things are too hopeful even with my expert knowledge. In which Des and the Doctor plot to question The Prophet's religion. (The Doctor and Grace)
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Once upon a time, I had fate in my hands and the confidence of a million regimes. In which Des and the Doctor visit the Prophet and the Doctor POKES THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE POKED. (The Doctor, the Prophet, Grace Charlie, some other people...)
Season Five
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Someone must blessed us when they gave us those songs. In which Des and Martha discover Des's new Rift power. (Martha)
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Dashing through the snow. In which Des has some fun in the snow with some of his girls (Dmitri, Martha, and Grace)
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Could you, uh, wait until I actually accuse you of something? In which the Doctor gets snowballed in retaliation for Des's door problem. (The Doctor)
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Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. In which Dmitri and Des arrive at the Kashtta and abduct Tosh for drinks. (Dmitri and Tosh)
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So.... Can we keep her? In which Des approves of Nephilim rescuing shenanigans. (The Doctor, Martha, Emily, and Donna)
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Has anyone ever read you a fairy tale? In which Becky arrives at the Casa for some sibling bonding. (Becky)
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I'm at your back door with the earth of a hundred nations in my skin. In which the Casa gets a new kitty... A new psychic kitty... Who turns into a person. (Cy)
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These days the buck stops nowhere, no one takes the blame, but evil is still evil in anybody's name. In which Des does some info-hunting and meets Dmitri on the streets... Who can now apparently turn into a bird. (Dmitri)
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I will keep a straight face, honey. In which Des meets a Babel and gains a new sisterthing (Babel)
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Where everyone's identity is just a picture card they need. In which Des delivers some information to the Doctor and then introduces him to Cy. (The Doctor and Cy)
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It was a preface to motion, rolling down the Oklahoma highway. In which the great Nephilim rescue begins. (Martha and Grace)
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Saturday night's all right for fighting. In which Des meets another Doctor... And gets punchy. (!7)
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God save the King of New Orleans. In which Des does ALL THE MINGLING at the Christmas party. (Dmitri, Dante, Cy, Babel, Luke)
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Santa Claus is coming to town. In which the Casa del OT3 has a Christmas. (Cy, Martha, the Doctor)
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To hear the words drip from your mouth. In which Martha tries out her perception filter on an unsuspecting Des (Martha)
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No sleep until I'm done with finding the answer. In which Des is stalked by a pretentious ghoul. (Raziel)
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The wrong side of the bed. In which Des meets a new (but oddly familiar) kind of demon. (Crowley and Cy)
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What about the way you love me? In which there is a blues club and Des has to escort a drunk!Martha home. (Martha)
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Deadlines and meetings and contracts. In which Mathias is a practical joker and Des isn't amused. AT ALL. (Mathias)
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It just takes awhile to travel from your head to your fist. In which Des meets ANOTHER lookalike. Des DOES NOT WANT. (Ben)
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Do you care about all the little things? In which Des gets into an argument with a Nephilim about dinosaurs and has a meaningful conversation about the Rift with another one. (Emily, Devon)
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'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again. In which Des bids a fond farewell to Annie and Becky and gets saddled into keeping track of Annie's brother for her. (Annie, Rusty, Becky)
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But it made me think of Germany and the guy who sold me cigarettes. In which Des gets to have one last romp with a (now almost-talking) S139. (S139)
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Seasons don't fear the reaper. In which Des has some fun at ESL.... Or rather he tries to get the Doctor drunk, has to prove his sanity to a pretty girl, and gets hit on by a sometimes- velociraptor. (The Doctor, Abby, and Malek)
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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? In which Des runs into some new and old faces while out hunting with his trusty SMITESTICK (aka a 9-iron) and has a mild crisis when he comes face to face with the FAIL!WEEPING ANGEL... Hilarity ensues. (Aniki, Cy, Abby, Ace, Trinity, Grace, Bonk)
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And if you want to play it safe, baby. My life would drive you crazy. In which Des returns to the Casa after his Weeping Angel misadventure. (Martha, the Doctor, Cy)
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Parks are dangerous. It's time we all learned this. In which Des gets divebombed by a Dmitri!Raven and conscripted into fighting off a Silent Hill monster. (Dmitri, monsters)
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So lock the windows and bolt the doors, 'cause I got enough problems without creating more. In which a frustrated Des gets a message from a captured-by-the-Organization!Cy... This does not help him much. (Cy)
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Congratulations, 'cause we made it all the way back home. In which Des finds and rescues and a newly-returned Cy, who is a little bit crazier then when he saw her last. (Cy, Annie)
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I claim not to have controlled events... In which Des and the Doctor happily greet a new wanderer... Who seems to have found herself on a statue of Abe Lincoln. (The Doctor, Rachel)
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There is nothing that competes with habit and I know it's neither deep nor tragic. In which Des continues his hunt for information on the CLF and has a collection of interesting conversations, including accusing at least one person of cannibalism and bringing Cy back to the Casa. (Aniki, Cy, Ace)
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Everyone's a winner, we're makin' our own fame. In which Des pays the Conrad a visit (while injured) and flirts a little with newly-appointed owner of the Conrad Hotel!Martha Jones. (Martha)
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Bring the rain and bring the mire, because we've always been okay. In which Des realizes that Cy's forecasting doom for Chicago... You know, more than usual. And then gets a visit from Harry Dresden. (Cy, Harry)
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Didn't I say the world was cruel? Didn't I? In which Des encounters a sick, young girl in the Conrad's Rift Room and instantly becomes protective of her. (Shilo, Martha)
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And he sent you along like a summer's day, with a blue-sky smile on your funny face. In which Des encounters Cy and Ragnar and watches as Ragnar gets rid of Cy's spark plug. (Cy, Ragnar)
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Some grew wiser, you just grew older. In which Des realizes that Mathias is missing and encounters a couple of old friends. (
Cy,
Ace)