The Dork Legacy 6.8
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[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.7 ]
[ 6.0 | 6.1 | 6.2 | 6.3 (Guest Update) | 6.4 | 6.5 | 6.6 | 6.7 ]
Judging by April's really weird smile...thing...and the fact that it's nighttime and everyone's outside? I'd say it's probably post-exams!
Road learns how dangerous it can be to compliment Gizka.
Gizka: No, I don't care if my hair is blue, I'm NOT making another Floras reference!
Road: But they're so funny! And the readers love 'em!
Gizka: Yeah, I give a shit.
Road: You know what would be REALLY funny right now? A "bust" joke!
Gizka: >[
As soon as he was done chatting with Gizka, Road DASHED DOWN THE LOT AFTER THIS WALKBY.
Road: Hey! Miss! Excuse me!
Blonde Walkby: ?
Road: You look like you need a hug.
Blonde: RAPE.
Don't worry, Road. It's not you, it's her.
April: You...played a prank on me. >|
April: WELL TAKE THIS, YOU BOVINE IMBECILE.
Cow: You hurt me, April. You hurt me right here.
Cow: Eat hoof, bitch.
Cow: What...what have I done?
Cow: I'm so ashamed of myself.
...wat.
UH GUYS. Why are you walking around to the BACK of the dorm in your jimjams?
Uh. Right. That's...uh, totally normal, I guess.
OKAY GET BACK TO CLASS.
These two are nigh on inseperable.
OH DAMN THEY GON' TAKE MAH STUFF.
That's real masculine.
Oh, no! A lamp that belonged to the dorm! However shall I survive?
Me: Where's your crazy Repo Man smile, dude?
Repo Man: I hate this job. I wish I was a mall Santa instead, so I could GIVE people things instead...
Zoe: YES, no more homework!
I dropped her out to go live with her ACR boyfriend. Possibly the most boring sim in my legacy ever.
Oh, look, it's Jilted Shawn. Well, no good, buddy. ~IT'S TOO LATE TO 'POLOGIIIIIZE, IT'S TOO LAAAAAATE!~
I shouldn't write updates when I'm like this.
That blonde girl is Kian's first love, who I mentioned a while back. However, she is an NPC and cannot marry him or move in with him or anything. Sucks to be Kian.
Gizka: FUCK THAT COW.
Gizka: That cow is REPULSIVE.
I SEE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS, GIZKA. Also, how the hell did you end up in the negatives with the cow?
Inside the cow mask, Achilles is pretty cute.
Gizka: Trenton, you're my best friend. Actually, you're my only friend.
Trenton: Wow, Gizka...That's really...sweet. You're my best friend, too.
Gizka: Like, we really have something special.
Gizka: Too bad I'm engaged.
Trenton: Well, you - wait, what?
Trenton: Uh...I have to finish this assignment. I better...go.
So, at this point I was trying to get up-close pictures of both of Gizka's boys to show you a comparison.
This was the first one I got of Trenton. He's freaking cute.
And Clive (aka Girly Shoes) is back!
Clive: You know, I think I could really grow to love you.
Gizka: Yeah, whatever, what's love got to do with it? (got to do with it?)
Clive: What's love got to do with it? Well, we're engaged!
Gizka WELL NO ONE TOLD ME THIS.
Trenton: Awww, I really liked her, too...
My Heart: *BREAKS*
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS, I LIKE ALMOST CRIED.
So, for some reason, Gizka has two bolts with both of them now, instead of three with Clive and two with Trenton.
Gizka: How many assignments does this guy have?
He kept doing assignment after assignment while Gizka and Clive were talking. He's adorably pathetic.
Gizka: Hey there, stranger, you're kind of cute.
Clive: I'm your boyfriend.
Gizka: Well, then I have good taste.
Trenton: I really have to pee...but if I leave, she'll marry him. I just know it.
Trenton: They're kissing behind me. I can hear the smacking sounds. Don't turn around...
Trenton: I better do some more homework.
And now, a comparison of shoes:
Clive has seriously girly shoes. THEY'RE PUMPS FOR GOD'S SAKE. AND SLIP ONS.
Whereas Trenton's would not look out of place on a ten year old kid.
Trenton: HAHA! I GOT YOU! you feelings-trampling heartbreaker D:
Gizka: Haha, oh, Trenton. You're such a great friend to me.
Ouch.
Enemy target: acquired.
Gizka: I DON'T REMEMBER WHY I CAME UP HERE, BUT I HATE THAT BITCH.
Gizka: Hi, Road!
Gizka: Goddamn I just wanna punch her in her pointy-ass ears.
Gizka: Aww, hi Kian, see you after class!
Gizka: Anyone wanna help me with this puzzle? I'm almost done!
April: Dude, did you hear -
Road: Take your slanderous lies elsewhere, vixen.
April: What?
April: Don't pull that gothic bullshit on me, lipstick boy. *shoves*
Road: There's nothing wrong with my lipstick. It's tasteful.
April: Oh yeah right. You look like your mouth got gangrene.
Road: My makeup is impeccable. Don't let them get you down, Road. Don't let them see you cry.
April: *POUT*
Road loves hugs. So much.
ALSO WHY DON'T YOU EVER WEAR A SHIRT?
Kian's Sexy Maid: Oooh, damn, you're hot when you hug other guys.
Kian: Haha, thanks!
I...am not even going to ask.
Tickling mostly naked person of the same sex: probably gay.
Getting aspiration points for it: DEFINITELY GAY.
Kian's Sexy Maid: HOMOSEXUALITY ANGERS ME.
Road likes it.
Kian: I get to tickle him again?
Kian: FUCKING SCORE!
Your autonomous gender preference says you're straight, but your heart is saying otherwise...He rolled so many wants to backrub/tickle/tell joke to Road that I got him into platinum.
Gizka: THIS PUZZLE IS INCREDIBLY HARD.
Me: THIS PICTURE IS INCREDIBLY MONOCHROMATIC.
lol.
Road is so goth. Also, I love the light dusting of snow on the snowball.
Road: Perfect!
Me: Um...forgetting something?
He worked on this snowman until sunup.
AND THEN LEFT WITHOUT FINISHING IT.
So I made him go back. I guess he's not a nice sim?
Road: No, I just worship Satan.
Road: It's SNOWING?!
Road: Dammit, I hate snow. My life is darkness.
IF YOU HATE SNOW WHY DID YOU PLAY IN IT ALL DAMN NIGHT?
April: OMG YES SNOW, SNOW IS MY FAVOURITE I LOVE SNOW SOOOO MUCH!
Dear Dorks, please stop with the camouflage. It's weird.
April has an obsession with this elephant painting. Both of those are hers.
Kian: GEE WHIZ, THIS SHOWER SURE IS DIRTY *peeks*
Me: Oh don't try and pretend you're straight now. I'm onto you.
I cheated and made Clive selectable so I could put him, Gizka, and Trenton all in the same room, and caught a glimpse of his wants panel.
He's...dedicated.
At least Trenton has SOME thought for himself.
GODDAMNIT APRIL, THERE ARE ENOUGH ELEPHANTS.
Kian is a sharp cards player.
He hasn't lost a SINGLE GAME so far. And the competition's pretty stiff.
...WHAT.
Kian: Oh no! Oh no oh my oh dear...
Isabella: HELL YEAH A FIGHT.
That's...a fight?
Okay, that's a bit better.
Gizka: Hey, hi, Sunday! Hi! :D
Gizka: I SAID HI WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY HI BACK?!
Sunday: You really have some screws loose.
Sunday: This feud isn't even worth it anymore.
Gizka: OH HEY IT'S SUNDAY, HI SUNDAY!
Clive: This cheerleader is amazing!
Sunday, your stoicism and crazy hippiness have won you a place in my heart. And maybe this legacy.
Sunday: Oh, hey, I think I've got it.
Gizka: BITCH THAT IS MY PUZZLE.
Sunday: Hah! That wasn't hard at all! Cool!
Gizka: OH YOU WILL REGRET THAT.
Gizka: I AM THE PUZZLE MISTRESS, AND YOU ARE BUT A LOWLY WORM BENEATH MY CRUSHING BOOTS.
Gizka: I WILL SLAP THAT GAMES ENTHUSIASM RIGHT OUT OF YOU.
GJ, Gizka. GJ.
Wow, Sunday. An emotion.
Clive: It's okay, Sunday. She doesn't mean it.
Gizka: I HAD BETTER NOT BE SEEING WHAT I THINK I'M SEEING.
ohshi-
Hugging and swooning over the enemy, and then bitching about not sleeping? Clive, you just lost yourself a bunch of points, there.
Gizka: You...BOYFRIEND STEALER.
Sunday: I did what I had to do.
Gizka: Trenton, come here, I want you to kiss me.
Trenton: :D
~*hearts*~, {{{bubbles}}}, .::happiness::.
Awww.
Sigh. Gizka.
See this face? Yeah. Trenton tried to kiss her again, and since Gizka's engaged, she turned him down.
Ouch.
Ouch again.
Awww, poor guy.
It was time to do something for good.
This is really just because Gizka's shape is quite sexy.
Trenton: They're making out behind me again, aren't they?
Trenton: Heehee, she kissed me. :D
Trenton: Damn, she's hot. I better tell her she's hot. Be poetic. Be smooth.
Trenton: Gizka, you're, like, not ugly and stuff!
Trenton: Okay, I think that went pretty well...
Clive: Well, Trenton, any best friend of my fiancee is a friend of -
Trenton: WHOA WHOA WHOA.
Gizka: Now that I have you both together, can you guys help me with this?
UH. WHAT. CUE MY DOUBLE TAKE.
Well, shit.
Well, SHIT.
So I thought. Well. I mean, they all like each other. Why not let Gizka have BOTH of them? That way none of us have to choose!
Gizka: I know, I was surprised, too! But it's true! They're pillow fighting right behind me!
Frieda Phelps: OH DAMN THAT GUY IS NASTY, IS THAT HIS FACE OR IS THERE A FACE HUGGING ALIEN ON HIS HEAD?
Even if you're a bitch, you're awfully cute.
The boys in this dorm make me ashamed.
The girls are the only ones with balls.
So, April went to her final exam. And then Kian came back from his. And I got this message. And April wouldn't come home. Forced errors, Retrieved Missing Sim, canceled the "Take Final Exam" action...nothing. She was lost in the ether.
So I gave up. I went back to the Dork lot to summon her and Gizka and move them in, then use the LotDebugger to college-ise them.
WTF WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
April first!
April: I look pretty good, huh, GlaDos?
GlaDos: Very satisfactory, Subject Your Name Here April.
Gizka's turn!
You look a lot like Sunday, dear.
Then, as I was buying them some clothes...
So, try, try again, as they say!
UGH. Yeah, the lot was glitched. So gen seven will take place in YET ANOTHER Dork house. The tour of which I will upload shortly after this update.
And that's all for tonight! Next up, FUCKING GENERATION SEVEN YOU GUYS. "Teh gay", a new house, weddings? babies?! DRAMA?! Maybe.