ZeldaQueen: Well, for all of you who didn't want to watch Jones angst about his former sweetheart who is not Calypso, too bad

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ZeldaQueen: Okay, I want to move along here. We're... just eleven chapters from the end, and we all know that this bitch can't write for beans if her self insert isn't getting any. Alrighty, let's go!

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ZeldaQueen: Before we start off, I'd like to apologize for the lack of activity as of late. I'm juggling school and work and I'm a bit busy. Fear not though, I'll update when able, plus I've got a third sporking being readied!

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ZeldaQueen: Well, no sense in dallying. Let's continue this stupid thing

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ZeldaQueen: I must warn you all, I got very angry during this chapter

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ZeldaQueen: Might I take this moment to say that I hate these point of view changes? All it does is remind us that yes, everyone is only thinking of the Sue

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ZeldaQueen: Well, we might as well continue on with this continuous fail

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ZeldaQueen: Well, for those of you hoping that we got to skip a pathetic hacking-up of Sparrow's deal with Jones...I'm very, very sorry

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ZeldaQueen: Time to start up on this POS again! Yay! Take comfort folks, we're almost halfway done!

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ZeldaQueen: Well, no sense in putting this off. The Flying Dutchman will make port in this horrific story

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