ZeldaQueen: Okay, I want to move along here. We're... just eleven chapters from the end, and we all know that this bitch can't write for beans if her self insert isn't getting any. Alrighty, let's go!
Projection Room Voices: Starting Media in 3...2...1...
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Chapter 21: Contemplation And A Resolve
Davy Jones’s Point of View
I slammed the door shut when Katherine and I had entered the stateroom. I glared at her, and made no move to mask my anger.
ZeldaQueen: (Jones) "How dare you keep trying to worm into the plot? Get out!"
“I should kill you for trying to escape,” I hissed.
ZeldaQueen: Jesus Christ, if I had a nickle for every time he said that to her, I'd be sporking from a yacht
She crossed her arms, looking at me with pure defiance. “Then why don’t you?”
ZeldaQueen: You know, that's a very good question. There's no reason why he shouldn't and wouldn't.
Okay, Gethesemane is going to give us one. Trust me, it is the dumbest reason ever
Because I…
ZeldaQueen: *buries head in hands* Yes, yes, we all know what that's leading up to. I'm going to pretend that it's because there's a bomb tied to the Sue's heartbeat, a la Spawn. Leave me to my fantasies and denial
I brushed
ZeldaQueen: - his hair
the thought away, though I never revealed what I had been thinking to her.
ZeldaQueen: My guess is that it involved some fridge logic involving how to handle months at sea with nary a wench and one's right hand actually being a claw.
I'm very sorry
“You provide me with leverage,” I answered her. “Your husband has weaknesses, there’s no doubt about that. Rum, his beloved ship…but most of all, his darling wife.”
ZeldaQueen: *stands up and tries to heave the coffee table through the Media Screen*
Projection Room Voices: Stop that!
M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Guards: *restrain her*
ZeldaQueen: LET ME DO IT! I CAN KILL HER, I CAN!
Projection Room Voices: No, you are going to spork this and collect notes so that trained M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. assassins can kill her. Now get back to it, before we sedate you
ZeldaQueen: *sets down the coffee table while muttering darkly*
Her brows knitted, and her eyes flashed.
ZeldaQueen: She's got some talented body parts there
“You bastard! I am not going to be your leverage!”
ZeldaQueen: Yes, and I'm sure you won't have anything to do with him in that manor.
You know Suethor, your dialogue is only just above that of Link's Queen by way of quality. That is not a good sign
“I’m afraid that you have no choice. You could either stay aboard the ship, or I can throw you overboard and summon the Kraken. It’s your choice.”
ZeldaQueen: CHOOSE THE KRAKEN!!!
“I would rather die than be trapped on a log with an egotistical maniac who doesn’t know his ass from his elbow!” she screamed.
ZeldaQueen: Alright, she's made her choice. Throw her overboard.
And seriously? She's just going to pitch a fit? Gethesemane, that doesn't make me think she's tough, it makes me think she's stupid. You know what the clever thing to do would be? Go along, wait until no one is paying attention, and then sneak away again. You know, like the sort of thing Elizabeth would do
I grabbed her throat and slammed her against the wall.
“You’re trying me,” I hissed. “I have no problem with killing both you and your husband.”
ZeldaQueen: Well clearly you do have a problem with it, because you haven't killed her yet!
I released her, and she fell to her knees, gasping and coughing. She then looked up at me, flames dancing wildly in her eyes.
ZeldaQueen: Jenna Silverblade had that trait as well. Please don't tell me that Kate will turn out to be a Silverlite
“I hate you,” she said through clenched teeth.
ZeldaQueen: Eh, she's a harlequin "heroine". "No" means "yes" and "yes" means "anal, please"
“Get used to it, lass,” I answered calmly. “We can’t always have things our way.”
ZeldaQueen: Not plebes like you, no. Kate's a Mary Sue and thus she always gets her way
I then turned and stormed out of the room. I turned to Maccus, who stood a short distance away.
“Throw the wench in the brig,” I ordered.
ZeldaQueen: Seriously? Didn't he do this already? Ten bucks says she'll just be let out again in two seconds, or Gethesemane will forget and have her randomly be wandering around the ship with no one caring. These guys are worse than Bowser in Paper Mario when it comes to keeping folks captive
“Aye.”
He then went to carry out my orders, and I made my way
ZeldaQueen: - downtown
to the helm.
ZeldaQueen: Close enough
Thoughts swirled mercilessly in my mind. The wedding dress that I had seen floating in the water shortly after the Kraken’s attack…Katherine would have looked stunning in that gown…
ZeldaQueen: Bitch, you did not. You did not just take Elizabeth's wedding dress, which she discarded to show how tough she was and which tipped Will off that she was looking for him, and use it to compliment your Sue.
I'm saving my rage, folks. This isn't the worst that Elizabeth will be getting. Ohhhh no. *giggles madly*
I shook my head, desperate to brush away the image of her as a bride…my bride. It was clear that she didn’t love me, and I didn’t love her.
Or do I?
ZeldaQueen: "She suddenly blinked, her head swarming with thoughts of 'him'. Her gaze returned to the bracelet in her hands as she pulled it close to her heart. Small crystal white tears trickled slowly down her face as her body shuddered with uneasy feelings. 'What is wrong with me?' 'Why am I still upset about the breakup that happened between us ten years ago?' Malon asked herself softly. 'Is it that I’m still in love with him?' 'Have I really not gotten over him?' 'Oh Goddesses this cannot be happening!' Malon cried as she came to the realization that she indeed was still in love with Link"
Yet again Suethor, it's not a good sign when parallels can be made between your work and those of Link's Queen
I glanced up, and I found Isla de la Cruces just a short distance away. Looking through the spyglass, I could see the Black Pearl beached on the shore.
ZeldaQueen: Sparrow had turned it into a nudist resort. He managed to gather the many Sues from Hogwarts Exposed and quickly tricked them all into signing over their souls in exchange for being allowed to run around naked, no questions asked
Sparrow would repay his debt…even if I had to take it by force.
ZeldaQueen: Okay, let me get this straight. They're already at the island with the heart? And there are eleven chapters left? What the fuck is going to happen? We're almost at the end!
I hate this fic
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