"At least this one isn't making me fuck Norrington," said Will
O.o I kind of want to read that now. Must be my trainwreck syndrome kicking in.
It's funny how this author writes so much without actually saying anything. A whole lot of window-dressing.
And apparently, no suethor in any fandom seems to like the characters I adore; indeed, they are bashed beyond recognition. If it's Ron in HP, it's Will in PotC. My heart weeps.
"O.o I kind of want to read that now. Must be my trainwreck syndrome kicking in."
I'm sure FF.net has quite a bit of it. ^^;
And yeah, this is just all so pointless!
I know what you mean. :( Same for me and Raoul, from The Phantom of the Opera. He likes Christine and doesn't stalk or murder, but he also doesn't sing "Music of the Night", so fans hate him. And then Andrew Lloyd Weber made him an abusive alcoholic and wrote the sequel like some wanky fanfiction.
He wrote some stupid sequel, where Christine and Raoul are in New York with their son, and it's ten years later, and Raoul is a drunk who beats Christine. Oh, and she banged the Phantom before her wedding night, and her child is also the Phantom's son. And Madame Giry is evil and Christine discovers the Phantom is her Truest Love and JESUS CHRIST, it's just like some fanfiction writer conceived of it!
Damnit, Gethsemane. You can't have your Sue be all "I AM WOMAN HEAR ME SUE" one minute and then a weeping damsel the next.
I know he's going to get his barnacles all up in her business (literally x-x), but go Davy Jones for saying "Um, shut up, bitch" and ignoring her stupid sacrifice.
For once, I'm glad this is in first person. Otherwise we'd have a hackneyed version of Davy and Jack's deal of a hundred souls, except Will will be ignored in favour of the Sue.
"For once, I'm glad this is in first person. Otherwise we'd have a hackneyed version of Davy and Jack's deal of a hundred souls, except Will will be ignored in favour of the Sue."
What makes you think we won't get that? After all, the Suethor does switch POVs.
Darn, she made it. And here I was hoping that the combination of the cloak and the stormy seas would drag Kate down into the silent, briny depths. Pity.
Also, the fact that she's given Kate all of Will's stuff to do, but has kept Will in there, makes me feel like I'm the ogre in the Ella Enchanted movie. "We just did this. Didn't we just do this?"
does he show up and asks if someone fears death every time a sailor slips on a wet plank and skins their knee?
*sporfle* I know it's probably hard work to keep a sporking funny when it goes on for that long, and the author keeps doing the same stupid shit over and over, but you keep delivering. This is priceless :D
Yeah, I have no idea why she even changed that. O_o Even if she missed the point, how is "You are neither dead nor hurt" any more dramatic than "You are neither dead nor dying"?
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O.o I kind of want to read that now. Must be my trainwreck syndrome kicking in.
It's funny how this author writes so much without actually saying anything. A whole lot of window-dressing.
And apparently, no suethor in any fandom seems to like the characters I adore; indeed, they are bashed beyond recognition. If it's Ron in HP, it's Will in PotC. My heart weeps.
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I'm sure FF.net has quite a bit of it. ^^;
And yeah, this is just all so pointless!
I know what you mean. :( Same for me and Raoul, from The Phantom of the Opera. He likes Christine and doesn't stalk or murder, but he also doesn't sing "Music of the Night", so fans hate him. And then Andrew Lloyd Weber made him an abusive alcoholic and wrote the sequel like some wanky fanfiction.
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I know he's going to get his barnacles all up in her business (literally x-x), but go Davy Jones for saying "Um, shut up, bitch" and ignoring her stupid sacrifice.
For once, I'm glad this is in first person. Otherwise we'd have a hackneyed version of Davy and Jack's deal of a hundred souls, except Will will be ignored in favour of the Sue.
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What makes you think we won't get that? After all, the Suethor does switch POVs.
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Also, the fact that she's given Kate all of Will's stuff to do, but has kept Will in there, makes me feel like I'm the ogre in the Ella Enchanted movie. "We just did this. Didn't we just do this?"
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*sporfle* I know it's probably hard work to keep a sporking funny when it goes on for that long, and the author keeps doing the same stupid shit over and over, but you keep delivering. This is priceless :D
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Yeah, I have no idea why she even changed that. O_o Even if she missed the point, how is "You are neither dead nor hurt" any more dramatic than "You are neither dead nor dying"?
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