As I wish to know whom or what I am speaking to at any given time I ask each and every one of you to please fill out this survey.

Also, if you are of nobility, do comment as well so I know who to properly address as such.

Thank you for your co-operation - and your honesty.

~ Sir Wolfram von Bielefeld. ~

Poll

Compiling the results of this took ages, but what else do you expect from a demon?

( The results, in which Belial is vaguely biased. Why are we not surprised? )

*In walks Queen Attolia, her head held high and proud. She is fair with her people, though ruthless if the moment calls for it. She wears her clothing and her hair in an immitation of one of the great goddess, to remind her people just who wields the power in this country. She is breath-takingly beautiful, but her eyes are cold. She trusts few, ( Read more... )

*is suddenly there looking awfully pleased with himself-- (and awfully sexy, have we mentioned?)* Ladies and gentlemen, angels and demons -- I present to you our third official Bachelor Auction ( Read more... )

Well. We all know that Percy has peach trees with more peaches than he knows what to do with, and he's been harvesting them and trying to give them to everyone, leaving baskets of peaches just about everywhere ( Read more... )

Luna's sitting cross-legged on the ground, flipping through a book -- it says "Kokology, the game of self-discovery" on the cover, and she's clearly engrossed in it -- but not engrossed enough to not force it on everyone else ( Read more... )

Dudes, I bring the winner of my auction!

The person who gets to kill me is....

*drum rolls... with his hands slapping his thighs*

... The chick with the knights!

I won't need 'em for very long, but... it's gonna be awesome.

So, yeah. Whenever you wanna kill me, go for it!

*on the bulletin board*

If anyone hath a room or two to let, outside the Mansion, he or she will please speak with me.

-Regan of Cornwall

Typist: Mrr. I can't think of any other way, and we've been discussing having this happen for a long time, so -- *typistmods all the evil characters (typist-willing, of course; and it's up to the typist to judge whether the character is evil enough or not) into the same room*. Tada! Pretend it's just a glitch in the Mansion. Or something. The ( Read more... )

So, like, I was totally sitting and thinking, right ( Read more... )