Typist: I don't trust some of my other HP characters with the latest news (especially if I want my brain to stay intact), but Luna felt like she had to say something.

Well, it does make me sad, but I don't see what all the fuss is about. They will be coming back, eventually. Everyone comes back. *said with the sheer conviction that only Luna ( Read more... )

*sitting in a chair (upside-down, in fact), and reading a book (which is right-side up, so she'd be reading upside-down words)*

Well ... my typist won't be around too much come Christmas day, so I suppose I'll give out the presents now.

[For Hamlet Buddy Holly: A $20 gift certificate for Greyhound Buses]
Do the music industry a favour and don't take the plane again. :)

[For Coufeyrac the Big Bopper: A long-necked goose]

[For Jehan: A ponytail holder]

[For Snape ( Read more... )

News article:: Severus Snape is really Elvis Presley

Well, I didn't write that, unless somebody's been stealing my identity (much like Mssr. Courfeyrac stole Cho's) and neither did Father, at any rate. It certainly isn't a Quibbler-endorsed article.

But there's substantial proof, now. :)

Typist: ... I didn't write that either, if you're ( Read more... )

My typist let me read a book about Numerology (also known as Arithmancy, in the Wizarding world) today. It was highly interesting, and I decided that if people wanted me to, I could do a reading for them.

All I need to know is your full name.

Typist: Just ... humour her. XD

*has actually done something normal and mainstream for once, shockingly* *is playing with a small, grey kitten ( Read more... )

( A survey that my typist is making all her characters do. )

A fact:

When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

That reminds me of a certain Hogwarts House.

Is that why most Slytherins are only children?

Look! 'Tis a Crumple-Horned Snorkack!

( Cut because the typist got sick of looking at it. :( )