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1926bentley wrote in desperatefans Jul 17, 2011 23:04

Perhaps we'll give the residents of the Mansion a few days to recover from their sudden upheaval -- HA HA, not likely.

Besides, this isn't a simple little demonic trick. This is not the Anthony J. Crowley journal you're looking for (hand wave, Jedi mind trick, etc etc) because all of a sudden, the Mansion has manifested the ability to initiate ( Read more... )

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1926bentley wrote in desperatefans Jul 15, 2011 20:42

The Mansion sits in silence, everything inside it coated in a heavy layer of dust. It's waiting. It's plotting. It had reluctantly released its captives for a while -- back to their native books lands -- but that was only to lull them into a false sense of security. Now it's back with a renewed sense of mischief ( Read more... )

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avenginggoddess wrote in desperatefans Aug 18, 2008 01:40

Nemesis, everyone's favorite goddess, is covered in flour and running. Fast. And quite possibly screaming something about cookies coming to life.
"Fortinbras! Save me!"

Clearly, she shouldn't ever be allowed in the kitchen alone.

nemesis, fortinbras

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sir_palomides wrote in desperatefans Aug 13, 2008 20:07

After the sheer creepiness that was that storm a few days ago, Palomides feels as though everyone's spirits need a bit of lifting. Ergo, he has made another sign!

A GRAND HUNT

Pursuit of the wild boar!

To take place TOMORROW, in the forest. Please assemble at NOON. Bring your own HORSE or HOUND or HORN or BANNER.

Ladies welcome.There are ( Read more... )

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Attention, please.

unhappysteward wrote in desperatefans May 19, 2008 17:59

Kay has had just about enough of this nonsense.

So there is a sign in the main room, with a semi-scowling knight nearby. The spelling is creative, but it says roughly:

Those that want food, sign up below for whatever you can do. You'll do your job rotating with others. If you don't want to participate don't. Work and get food. Questions see ( Read more... )

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[open post] Dead deer tiemz

sir_agravaiting wrote in desperatefans May 17, 2008 01:10

Having recently heard the news (not such very new news, but it takes a while for things to get through to this knight, sometimes) regarding the Plothole's strike, Sir Agravain now (now being an early May morning, early enough in the day that his steps form a visible path through the sparkling, dew-laden grass behind him) comes stumping up to the ( Read more... )

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Bachelor & Bachelorette Auction

dracoslytherin wrote in desperatefans Feb 14, 2008 20:38

Looking a bit put out for some reason, Draco tacks a notice to the bulletin board.

The Mansion's Bachelor & Bachelorette Auction.

In the spirit of romance and Valentine's Day there will be an auction of unattached persons over the next few days. Write your name down if you're interested in joining in for a blind date. Married and attached ( Read more... )

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rockabye_hamlet wrote in desperatefans Oct 18, 2007 23:04

Helloooo. Are you all dead of boring in there? What happened to the creative plots and brilliant language?

Sheesh, kids these days.

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Swimming in Jello?

avenginggoddess wrote in desperatefans Sep 30, 2007 22:37

In the middle of the main room, there happens to be a huge vat of green jello, in which Nemesis is currently scuba-diving in--scuba mask, snorkel, bikini, flippers and all. Everyonce in a while, she pops up, throws something into a container that's next to the vat, and dives (literally) back into the Jello.

Typist:....well, she hasn't been weird ( Read more... )

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Bored

zjendjan wrote in desperatefans Jul 22, 2007 12:32

Zjendjan is bored. His master seems to be mainly ignoring him now that Freyja has appeared and he feels idle. So Zjen has put up a sign in the main room.

Am teribbly bored. Will do anything something almost anything for money for something shiny if I feel like it. I'm sitting in the chair over there if you're interested.Take pity on the ( Read more... )

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