The Mansion sits in silence, everything inside it coated in a heavy layer of dust. It's waiting. It's plotting. It had reluctantly released its captives for a while -- back to their native books lands -- but that was only to lull them into a false sense of security. Now it's back with a renewed sense of mischief ( Read more... )

Gen Watanabe was expecting to find himself in a China closet. Instead, he has very carefully and quietly moved into the main room of the Mansion, and finds it daytime, and the scene outside the window decidedly less tropical than he was expecting. Even in his startled state, however, he is cautious and whispers quietly in Japanese, "Can you hear ( Read more... )

Since Crowley is the master of crackplots and he hasn't posted one in so long, DF can has crackplots.

Anybody posting to this thread, or room, or whatever it is, can only speak with cat macros. In other words, every comment in this post has to include a cat macro, and only a cat macro.

You can find them at this website, at cat_macros, or you can feel free ( Read more... )

( For any friends of Padfoot, especially Remus )

Drawing off of the paranoia in the Mansion and the fact that you can't go a week without seeing a crackplot happen (though they have been infrequent lately), a certain joke has been set into motion ( Read more... )

This notice is tacked on the bulletin board:

To All:

With the constant arrival of new people, I suggest that perhaps we put together a welcoming committee consisiting of people who are willing to greet all newcomers and give them some basic orientation on how life around here works. What do people think?

-Armand St. Just

Various members of this community may have noticed the absence, in recent weeks, of a certain angel by the name of Aziraphale. Whether or not he's been wondered or worried over, the truth of the disappearance is about to come out ( Read more... )

Ahoy, me mateys. It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, 'least in me typist's timezone. Today, ye load of bilge-sucking landlubbers'll have to speak in the most outrageous impression of a pirate that ye can. Savvy?

And if'n ye refuse -- ye'll have to walk the plank. Or be crackplotted into it.

Arrrr.

Typist: What he said. :) If your ( Read more... )

*looks very, very sheepish, and for once, is having problems figuring out what to say*

I ... I have a confession to make. Er. It seems like everyone's falling in love these days, including me, and ... well, yes. You didn't think it possible of me, did you? But the truth's out. I'm in love with Aziraphale.

Typist: *looks innocent* What?

*smirks* Well, hello everyone. My typist was choosing a puppet to announce the following to the community, and it's no surprise that it ended up being me, is it?

Unfortunately, as some of you may have noticed, she's been quite absent these past few days. (She's at home; her parents are strict.) In a few days, she'll be vacationing in ( Read more... )