*is suddenly there looking awfully pleased with himself-- (and awfully sexy, have we mentioned?)* Ladies and gentlemen, angels and demons -- I present to you our third official Bachelor Auction ( Read more... )

Hey, assembled and passersby! I have an announcement/command ( Read more... )

She enters, her figure tall and graceful unlike most drow women but she held herself well. She was confidant and sure of herself, especially because of the Godly aura that radiated from her like a rich colonge. Now, if you weren't used to drow, you would be surprised by their apprance. Her skin was dark, a dark purple hue, but her hair was stark ( Read more... )

Alright, this is getting ridiculous. I have a headache from all the constant yelping going on. So here you are.

*sets a NEW plate of brownies on the table, which will make all humans who are currently animals human again, and animals who are human animals again. Got that? Good.*

Since I haven't caused much of my element lately, I thought I'd do some of the widespread type ( Read more... )