*If anyone would like to talk to one Roger MacKenzie, he can be found outside, wrestling with a bunch of fluffy puppies.*

( The puppies in question look like this )

*Enter a young man who looks rather disturbingly like one James Fraser -- if we disregard the brown hair. He does have his height, though, and most definitely his eyes. The most noticeable difference, however, is that he's dressed in a British soldier's uniform, and looking very confused. When he speaks, it is with a cultured English accent ( Read more... )

*he's positioned himself in the main room of the Mansion, reading, and on either side of his chair is a huge bowl of Halloween candy (fun-size candy bars, now-and-laters, jawbreakers, bazooka gum, and more-- all the classics ( Read more... )

He's about fourty, dark-skinned, of a stocky build. In the pocket of his white labcoat, there's a copy of a thoroughly trashy romance novel of the bodice-ripper variety. He looks around himself with an expression of mild curiosity, and when he speaks his voice is low and mellow.

"Well, well, well. What's this?"

He shrugs, and, removing his gold- ( Read more... )

*A giggling red-headed boy races in the main room, narrowly missing various chairs and tables, and then stops, looking around curiously. His hair is cut in a buzz, which reveals a birthmark above his left ear -- and he's dressed a bit old-fashionedly, like a child of the late 1700s*

....Mama? Rabbie?

Typist: Jemmy MacKenzie, otherwise known ( Read more... )

*is suddenly there looking awfully pleased with himself-- (and awfully sexy, have we mentioned?)* Ladies and gentlemen, angels and demons -- I present to you our third official Bachelor Auction ( Read more... )

Well. We all know that Percy has peach trees with more peaches than he knows what to do with, and he's been harvesting them and trying to give them to everyone, leaving baskets of peaches just about everywhere ( Read more... )

*she is about twenty-five, small and round and blonde and bubbly, and she surveys her surroundings with cheerful curiosity ( Read more... )

So it's a safe bet that pregnancy isn't actually in the water. But that doesn't mean that nothing else is either ( Read more... )