He hits the ground hard; it is impossible to tell quite where he's fallen from, but it's far enough to knock the wind out of him for a few moments ( Read more... )

Knights are nothing new at the Mansion, and even though the resident knights are more likely to drive their horses behind a plow than to ride them into battle, and may more often be found dueling recalcitrant weeds than evil knights, they are knights just the same, and so it is hardly an unusual or very remarkable thing to see a medieval knight on ( Read more... )

It's a lovely day, work on the cottage is going well, and Mordred has nothing better to do at the moment than wander out to the Mansion, check on Arthur's rosebushes, and bother people.

If you feel like being bothered, by all means get in his way.

[/sock] I admit, I am mostly posting to show off shiny new icon. ^___^ ...right. April Fool's, guys ( Read more... )

Any day now the Mansion will be blanketed in snow and festooned with icicles, right on schedule; but for the moment, the lawns are still bare, the wind brisk but not bitter, the air bracing. Conveniently, because something seems to be going on ( Read more... )

Fred and George peer around a corner, looking into the main hall, gleeful expressions on their faces. "Oy, George, I think the coast is clear..."

"It is..." an evil grin spreads on George's face.

"Let's set it up then, yeah?""Yeah, do it ( Read more... )

In he rides on a huge black steed: both man and horse are armoured, and both peytrel and shield display the insignia worn by Sir Mordred. The armour has rusted along the bottom edge, from frosts that have come and gone, but the knight shows no such signs of fatigue. At his side he carries a pristine and newly-sharpened lance. The horse snorts in ( Read more... )

Percy was just working on the framework for Rina's house (he means to start Lady Tamarind's right after) and took a pause for lunch. He was sitting against the foundation, cross-legged, with his eyes closed so that he could enjoy the sun. The sunlight is getting so brief lately, and the weather's so messy and wet, that it's nice to have a bit of ( Read more... )

"Oh ( Read more... )

Well. We all know that Percy has peach trees with more peaches than he knows what to do with, and he's been harvesting them and trying to give them to everyone, leaving baskets of peaches just about everywhere ( Read more... )

The wind brings honeybees, it seems. Buzz, buzz. *grinning widely*

Excuse me, could I have the attention of all persons of adequate age who are not getting laid on a regular basis? HEY. YOU. ARE YOU HORNY?

( Cut for Adult content--minor crackplot, open post. )