The wind brings honeybees, it seems. Buzz, buzz. *grinning widely*

Excuse me, could I have the attention of all persons of adequate age who are not getting laid on a regular basis? HEY. YOU. ARE YOU HORNY?

( Cut for Adult content--minor crackplot, open post. )

Kaos leaves a wallet lying on the floor in the entrance hall of the mansion, where it will be easily visible. He binds it to the floor and then puts a spell on it ( Read more... )

Enter a young man, dressed well, but in a fashion long past, a sword at his waist, but not with the worn look of a fighter's sword.Good morrow, good men and fair maids. What manner of place is this, so strange and unnatural? There are all manner of things that my eye does not know ( Read more... )

*stares at the mess of Shakespearian characters*

It certainly looks like I'm rather needed here, with this lot. Name's Benvolio Montague, yes that clan of Montague. Doubtlessly you've heard of me through the famed 'Romeo & Juliet'. I actually, surprisingly, did not tragically die. Tend to lean towards keeping peace even if Mercutio accuses me of a ( Read more... )

Hello, all. Well, here I am trying to get something started that doesn't involve the chatroom. Hopefully it'll work out for the worst ( Read more... )