The man who wanders through the door of the Mansion seems notable for little other than the pencil with a dulled point in one hand and the notepad in the other; in fact, it's almost comical how much he resembles the stereotypical Hollywood newsman ( Read more... )

Please allow me to introduce myself; I'm a man of wealth and taste.

No, I'm sorry, that isn't quite true. For one, I don't have a single penny on me. And considering that what I do have on me is a brightly-colored Hawaiian polo shirt, I think both wealth and taste can be safely ruled out. Although I can say with certainty that I am a man, I ( Read more... )

Well. We all know that Percy has peach trees with more peaches than he knows what to do with, and he's been harvesting them and trying to give them to everyone, leaving baskets of peaches just about everywhere ( Read more... )

*this? this is a very confused NYPD Lieutenant*

I -- uh -- This doesn't look like New York to me.

Typist: YAY INTRO OF THE FAIL! It's late, I'm tired, this is Vincent D'Agosta from the Preston and Child books. Enjoy!

*A serious looking woman walks in with a no-nonsense stride and looks around, aware, but not frightened. She frowns slightly.*

Hello. I'm Captain Laura Hayward. NYPD. Anyone mind telling me exactly where this is?

Typist: Hayward is from various of good ol' Preston & Child's Pendergast books. Wheefun. That is all, thanks.