*brings out a plate of cookies!!* *gingerbread, cut out in all sorts of interesting shapes, with "Happy Birthday, Epi!!!!" written on all of them in icing* *also wearing a party hat*

Hey, kid, you asked. :D C'mon everyone, give Epimetheus an awesome slightly late birthday.

T: Ahem. They are a birthday present. You still shouldn't trust them, ( Read more... )

Here, oh residents of the mansion, have a mercenary leader who is sprawled on one of the couches in the main room.

If asked, he'll swear he's just minding his own business, but you'd be wise to count your fingers and your possessions afterwards.

Typist: Yes, an actual open post for Jarlaxle. Please feel free to bother him, whether you know him ( Read more... )

As part of Set and Loki's latest plot, invitations have been sent out to each and every member of the mansion over the age of 18.

( The Invitations )

A young woman enters quietly, a little uncertain what to make of this change. The building reminds her a little of SaDiablo Hall, but she can't help but notice the difference. Cautiously, she lifts her head and looks around, sapphire eyes searching the walls and hallways. "Hello?" she calls. "Papa? Yasi? Anyone?" She was on her way to the Keep and ( Read more... )

... a door you're quite sure wasn't there a moment ago.  Backing out of it is a man, his attention completely taken up by the unknown person he's conversing with.

'Yes, well,' he clears his throat, 'a dead family is all well and good, but I think it's about time I called in that favour, my lady.  Needs must be met, clients to meet and all that.  So ( Read more... )

Inspired by Set's being completely flat-out rejected by Ashley Raventon, Set's decided that the sexual tendencies of the community need to be shuffled around. So throughout the mansion there is a hot, dry, desert wind, blowing into each little nook and cranny to find out victims ( Read more... )

As everyone knows, tea is sort of the staple of life around the Mansion. And some ruthless being has gone right to the source. Most of the tea is still in its neat little boxes, not conveniently laid out, because we all know how people adapt (and gods don't play fair), but anyone desiring their breakfast beverage of choice may find it does a little ( Read more... )

Well, here is someone who has not been here for quite a while. He does not seem to be at all concerned about that; then again, even if he was, it would be doubtful that he would show it. He walks in through the back door, dropping a bag that most likely has a few freshly-killed fowl in it on the table and moving to find a knife to finish dressing ( Read more... )

Is anyone here concerned about what their fiance, husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend is up to? Do you worry about them cheating on you or flirting so incessantly with other people that it could possibly lead to more? Do they actually do these things and if so what do you do about it ( Read more... )

Compiling the results of this took ages, but what else do you expect from a demon?

( The results, in which Belial is vaguely biased. Why are we not surprised? )