Crackplot! Because gods shouldn't be allowed to be bored.
As everyone knows, tea is sort of the staple of life around the Mansion. And some ruthless being has gone right to the source. Most of the tea is still in its neat little boxes, not conveniently laid out, because we all know how people adapt (and gods don't play fair), but anyone desiring their breakfast beverage of choice may find it does a little more than wake them up today.
This is-- a bit of a smörgåsbord of crack. But the effects put on the tea are as follows:
+ Green tea -- Personality reversal. One becomes the polar opposite of one's ordinary self.
+ Green chai -- One switches personalities with the first person one meets.
+ Vanilla-apple -- Typist's choice of Dialectizer-speak.
+ Black tea, without milk or sugar -- Puppet can only speak in emo poetry. (The longer it's steeped, the more
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there are. >_>)
+ Mint tea -- Typist's choice of frogs, flowers or diamonds falling out of puppet's mouth every time they speak.
+ (By typist request!) In the refrigerator, there's a large pitcher of iced tea, garnished with a sprig of thyme. This will era-switch anyone who decides to drink it. (Yes, -24601 for punning. We're sorry.)
+ Those deviants, coffee-drinkers, are not safe either. Strong black Klatchian coffee will have the same effect as a POV gun. Like very specialized knurdenness.
And, as a bonus, the strawberry jam has also been tampered with. If anyone puts jam on their food, they'll wind up with a smudge of it on their nose, which will a) render them extremely attractive in the eyes of others, and b) for about a day, only come off if someone else licks it off. Blame Caranthir.
Sorry, puppets. Have fun, typists! ♥
This is-- a bit of a smörgåsbord of crack. But the effects put on the tea are as follows:
+ Green tea -- Personality reversal. One becomes the polar opposite of one's ordinary self.
+ Green chai -- One switches personalities with the first person one meets.
+ Vanilla-apple -- Typist's choice of Dialectizer-speak.
+ Black tea, without milk or sugar -- Puppet can only speak in emo poetry. (The longer it's steeped, the more
linebreaks
there are. >_>)
+ Mint tea -- Typist's choice of frogs, flowers or diamonds falling out of puppet's mouth every time they speak.
+ (By typist request!) In the refrigerator, there's a large pitcher of iced tea, garnished with a sprig of thyme. This will era-switch anyone who decides to drink it. (Yes, -24601 for punning. We're sorry.)
+ Those deviants, coffee-drinkers, are not safe either. Strong black Klatchian coffee will have the same effect as a POV gun. Like very specialized knurdenness.
And, as a bonus, the strawberry jam has also been tampered with. If anyone puts jam on their food, they'll wind up with a smudge of it on their nose, which will a) render them extremely attractive in the eyes of others, and b) for about a day, only come off if someone else licks it off. Blame Caranthir.
Sorry, puppets. Have fun, typists! ♥