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Yes, yes, I'm still here, thank you all for noticing.
Anyway, seeing as I've got no applicable use to anybody around here, I've spent most of my time sitting about in a corner with my vastly capable logistical capacities gathering metaphorical dust. Being what I am, as much as that's worth, I rather have to do some kind of data processing in order to keep my circuits from hanging up entirely. Not that it sounds any worse than my lot in life now, but something in that whole "people personalities" thing would just have to include a self-preservation instinct, now wouldn't it.
At any rate, in keeping myself occupied I ended up doing a bit of cleaning up and straightening things, and I found this.
*he places a large and slightly oddly-shaped gun on the coffee table*
It's that wretched point-of-view gun, from Magrathea. The single-handed destruction of a large chunk of the Vogon race. I can't tell you how encouraging it is to know that organic beings placed under the mental stress I endure every day end up lacking the will to live.
At any rate, it's come in handy before. Maybe one of you can use it to fix something. But I doubt it.
Typist: Yes, it's the POV gun from the H2G2 movie. Basically, it fires a pulse of energy at someone, that causes them to temporarily see everything from the point of view of the firer. Being as it's in the movie but NOT the books, if someone thinks it's outside DF canon I'll gladly delete this. But... well, my campus blocked IRC, so I can't get into the chat, and I wanted to start some shit SOMEHOW. n_n If you don't mind, though, try and cause SOME of the inevitable havoc in this post so I'll get to see it?
Anyway, seeing as I've got no applicable use to anybody around here, I've spent most of my time sitting about in a corner with my vastly capable logistical capacities gathering metaphorical dust. Being what I am, as much as that's worth, I rather have to do some kind of data processing in order to keep my circuits from hanging up entirely. Not that it sounds any worse than my lot in life now, but something in that whole "people personalities" thing would just have to include a self-preservation instinct, now wouldn't it.
At any rate, in keeping myself occupied I ended up doing a bit of cleaning up and straightening things, and I found this.
*he places a large and slightly oddly-shaped gun on the coffee table*
It's that wretched point-of-view gun, from Magrathea. The single-handed destruction of a large chunk of the Vogon race. I can't tell you how encouraging it is to know that organic beings placed under the mental stress I endure every day end up lacking the will to live.
At any rate, it's come in handy before. Maybe one of you can use it to fix something. But I doubt it.
Typist: Yes, it's the POV gun from the H2G2 movie. Basically, it fires a pulse of energy at someone, that causes them to temporarily see everything from the point of view of the firer. Being as it's in the movie but NOT the books, if someone thinks it's outside DF canon I'll gladly delete this. But... well, my campus blocked IRC, so I can't get into the chat, and I wanted to start some shit SOMEHOW. n_n If you don't mind, though, try and cause SOME of the inevitable havoc in this post so I'll get to see it?