*See a tiny blond goddess running through the mansion in a nightgown, and possibly carrying a stuffed bear*

MONSTERS UNDER THE BED!!!!

*Stops abruptly* *Then hides in a closet*

Someone please move them!

In the name of science, I have been asked to conduct a survey of the divine members of the community. Please fill out one of the following forms. Anonymous entries are allowed. Be as brief or as expansive as you wish. Gods only, thank you.

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