Because the world really needed another drow female.

[ambereyedraven]

She is a tiny woman, beautiful and slender, though her simple garb of workable black leather does not quite provide an advantageous view. Her white hair, however, is drawn back into elaborate braids, and she stands more like a princess of power than a common warrior. Most noticable about her, at first glance, is her golden eyes and the teardrop of amber that hangs around her neck, encasing the body of a small spider. Her voice and scowl, however, dispells whatever lady-like aura she has put off.

Would someone tell me where in the Nine Hells I am, and how in the world I got here?