demonic crackplot...?
Beelzebub, Ba'al, the Second Fallen, the Lord of the Flies-- no matter by which you call him, there is no escaping the fact that the Prince of Hell is currently nine years old.
Would you trust a nine year old with demonic powers?
Beelzebub is currently in the kitchen, standing on a chair and cutting into a double-chocolate cheesecake with a rather large blade. As he does so, however, he's having a little fun with the Seven Deadly Sins.
Therefore, if anyone should find him or herself in the Mansion or on the Mansion grounds at this time, he or she may notice feeling a bit-- different than even just this morning. Sometimes sinners have a defining Sin, Beelzebub has found, and sometimes they dabble in many. Today, however, anyone affected will have one and only one, and it might not be the one they'd expect...
Should this afternoon's first thought be of sex-- don't all rush for this one now, there's six more-- or of physical pleasure, even just by a kiss and/or a roaming hand, then Lust will have a short while of prominence.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of gain, whether of money or of power, the touch of a billfold, the clink of a coin, or the giving of orders, then there shall be an overwhelming call to Greed.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of food, of hunger, or of drink, even just by a biscuit with tea or wondering what wine shall go best with supper tonight, the affected will spend a few hours embodying Gluttony.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of sleep, of rest, relaxation, or of apathy, even just by a glance at the bed or a moment of rest on the couch, today's sin shall be Sloth.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of anger, of small annoyances or great injustices, of prejudice, of hatred or of revenge outside of the law, then the unfortunate shall get well in touch with Wrath.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of the lacking of goods, of traits, of accomplishments, of a desire for what someone else has, whether the wife of a neighbour or the figure of a superstar, or the desire to see the mighty fall, then the unsuspecting shall know Envy better than ever before.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of power, not the sort of power you gain but the power you yield, of excessive self-worth or self-love, of a certain narcissicism, even by a lingering glance in a mirror, than today's shall be Pride, the most destructive of them all.
Typist: ...yes, this is what child demons do for fun: chaos. Um, so, you all get to completely indulge a Sin for a couple of hours. It might be a tall order, but can we keep the angst-level down? ^^;; If things get too intense, people are more than welcome to be fixed by angels or have the effects wear off. They shouldn't last more than a few hours, so no lasting damage should be done.
Would you trust a nine year old with demonic powers?
Beelzebub is currently in the kitchen, standing on a chair and cutting into a double-chocolate cheesecake with a rather large blade. As he does so, however, he's having a little fun with the Seven Deadly Sins.
Therefore, if anyone should find him or herself in the Mansion or on the Mansion grounds at this time, he or she may notice feeling a bit-- different than even just this morning. Sometimes sinners have a defining Sin, Beelzebub has found, and sometimes they dabble in many. Today, however, anyone affected will have one and only one, and it might not be the one they'd expect...
Should this afternoon's first thought be of sex-- don't all rush for this one now, there's six more-- or of physical pleasure, even just by a kiss and/or a roaming hand, then Lust will have a short while of prominence.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of gain, whether of money or of power, the touch of a billfold, the clink of a coin, or the giving of orders, then there shall be an overwhelming call to Greed.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of food, of hunger, or of drink, even just by a biscuit with tea or wondering what wine shall go best with supper tonight, the affected will spend a few hours embodying Gluttony.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of sleep, of rest, relaxation, or of apathy, even just by a glance at the bed or a moment of rest on the couch, today's sin shall be Sloth.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of anger, of small annoyances or great injustices, of prejudice, of hatred or of revenge outside of the law, then the unfortunate shall get well in touch with Wrath.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of the lacking of goods, of traits, of accomplishments, of a desire for what someone else has, whether the wife of a neighbour or the figure of a superstar, or the desire to see the mighty fall, then the unsuspecting shall know Envy better than ever before.
Should this afternoon's first thought be of power, not the sort of power you gain but the power you yield, of excessive self-worth or self-love, of a certain narcissicism, even by a lingering glance in a mirror, than today's shall be Pride, the most destructive of them all.
Typist: ...yes, this is what child demons do for fun: chaos. Um, so, you all get to completely indulge a Sin for a couple of hours. It might be a tall order, but can we keep the angst-level down? ^^;; If things get too intense, people are more than welcome to be fixed by angels or have the effects wear off. They shouldn't last more than a few hours, so no lasting damage should be done.