There is someone in the library. He is a dark, not-quite-respectable someone, dressed in rather ragged but not poor clothing of the early nineteenth century. His dark hair hangs about his twisted root of a face, and he is looking through a pile of letters with a frown. Something causes him, however, to look up. He raises an eyebrow, as if to ( Read more... )

*because there hasn't been enough chaos in the Mansion lately (even though it did explode earlier) and because the typists would probably threaten him with make-up if he didn't do this, Crowley has decided that really, there's nothing more chaotic than a bunch of little kids running around and wreaking havoc ( Read more... )

Ken has taken it upon himself to search the plothole and he has come out with a box full of various bikinis. Grinning he sets up a table and places the box on it along with a sign that says:

'FREE! PLEASE TAKE ONE!'

He sits on a chair by the table and waits for people to pass by.

As I wish to know whom or what I am speaking to at any given time I ask each and every one of you to please fill out this survey.

Also, if you are of nobility, do comment as well so I know who to properly address as such.

Thank you for your co-operation - and your honesty.

~ Sir Wolfram von Bielefeld. ~

Poll

*he is short, balding, heavyset, looking older than he should. he enters singing. it is a pleasant voice, if nothing special* "How do you do, Miss Pratt, how do you do? I'm just fine, Miss Pratt, how are you?" That's from Seventeen. A forgotten musical that opened in 1951 and ran 182 performances at the Broadhurst Theatre. It starred Kenneth ( Read more... )

Hey, people. Are you alive in there? You pop out every once in a while to breed and then you disappear into the woodwork again.

Come on, we need a crackplot. I'll pay.

There is now a young woman here. There is also, for some reason, thirty numbered cabinets with intricately carved wooden doors.

The young lady is fairly, no, very attractive, with rich chestnut hair and dreamy walnut eyes. Her dress is lovely, if very plain and white. Around her left wrist is a ruby key on a chain. She is currently looking at ( Read more... )