You know what's worse than having to throw up at three in the morning?  Having to plunge the toilet before doing so, finding out that whoever used it last had gruesomely shitted up said bowl, fighting with your gorge while flushing the shitty mess down, and then going ahead in throwing up in the freshly un-shitted toilet with poo fumes still ( Read more... )

The last 12 hours have been a horrid bout of the worst Food Poisoning I've had in a very long time.

( Cut for the squeamish )

just a small bit to share ( Read more... )

After sleeping for 24 hours straight without eating a thing, it is not smart to then consume a breakfast consisting of the following ingredients:

1. A ham & mayonnaise sandwich, and
2. A painkiller that is notorious for making people's stomach go crazy. Never happened to me, but still, it's always possible.

And then you had to go and take a nice ( Read more... )

So, let me preface this by saying I currently have 6 dogs, however, because of my moving situation [we just bought a house and are renovating it, so I am with my mom] I only have 5 of the dogs with me the other is with my fiance. That is 5 dogs in bed with me at night, thankfully they are all fairly small, but still that makes for a crowded full- ( Read more... )

I really love waking up to cat vomit in the morning. It's better than waking up to coffee ( Read more... )

Hello, TMI, long time no see ( Read more... )

...half-digested strawberries taste the same going in and coming out. And the FUCKING SEEDS AGH MY THROAT IS ON FIRE ;_; bluh

Lemme tell you about how I developed emetophobia. I was roughly five or six, And at the time, after school I would stay over at my best friends place[he lived across the street] and his mom would watch me until my mom got off work. I rode the bus home ( Read more... )

I have been sick with a chest infection and a sinus infection. The chest infection as been so bad that I have required vicodin for the rib/chest pain. Tonight I took some, had some dinner, went on a small walk with husband, and then I decided that I was horny and demanded sex. As soon as he finished and pulled out...I ran to the bathroom and ( Read more... )