So, living with probable pcos sucks. I get my period about three times a year, and it's heavy, stupid gushers...(Yes, I know, the body needs to get rid of lining, but seriously, the cramps are enough to knock anyone on their ass ( Read more... )

The last 12 hours have been a horrid bout of the worst Food Poisoning I've had in a very long time.

( Cut for the squeamish )

I did not forget that I had my period. I did, however, forget that it was day two of my period. Let me explain how my period works:
First day: Moderate to Heavy
Second day: DEAR GOD (though not as bad as some people soaking through a super plus in an hour, but still)
After that: Hardly anything

So really, I just have to suffer the first couple of days ( Read more... )

So I'm awake at 5am, working on school stuff until I randomly get the itchiest labia of life (wtf always seems to happen right before period week), and it was swelling up on the right side pretty bad. So I do what I usually do when I get allergic skin reactions... I put an ice cube in a ziplock bag... but this time I put it right over my panties ( Read more... )

This happened many years ago, when I was a kid in middle school with a paper route.
( talk of lady parts )

It makes me mad/sad when I know I pooped, and that poop was a very big one.. but when I look in the toilet..the water is cloudy from my pee and I cannot see this said big poop in all of it's glory.  Tragic.

Also, ladies.. my hooha, has a super strong scent.. not fishy or anything.. just MUSKY..I can't even really describe it. I can smell it while I' ( Read more... )

Alright, I finally have a story. And by the way, this community is still awesome, despite the fact that like half of LJ's users have abandoned us ( Read more... )