Inspired by the dog horror story from yesterday:
( The day my cat exploded )

Spent most of the night in a stinking, cramping badly enough to be nauseated- ping pong ball dance from bed to bathroom and it may not be over. About 8 last night I'd told wifey that tomorrow was a cancel everything.

( Many Triggers Here )

Today a number of factors combined into what will be an awful situation for the person to use the public restroom after me ( Read more... )

So just now I was laying in bed, rolling over and in that mostly asleep but slightly awake state. Well I cough and the next thing I know vomit is rushing from my mouth and I spewed all over my sheet, blanket, and pj top. Ughhhh! I only have one sheet set >.> so I had to wipe away the puke and then strip it off my bed to be washed. And since I also ( Read more... )

This is probably one of the worst nights of my life...ugh. I work overnights at a fast food restaurant and it was around 4am (about 2 hours ago) and my manager and I took the trash out to the dumpster. I had the trashcan from the prep area and I was pulling it out to toss it into the dumpster. Well I'm short so the side opening to it comes up to ( Read more... )

Last night I had a Jack In The Box chipotle chicken sandwich before roller derby practice, which was delicious.  Unfortunately, this one was much spicier than previous ones, and eventually I ended up the evening before going to bed by throwing it up.  It burned coming back up, which was bad enough, but what made it even worse was the fact that I ( Read more... )

Hello lovely people ( Read more... )

( One about my butt, and one about my lunch. )

So today was my first day of school. I woke up around 5:30 am and had an anxiety puke. It come up on me kind of quick and I wasn't near ready, and I ended up spraying puke on my freshly cleaned floors, my gecko's terrarium, my clothes hamper, and I fill up two drinking glasses with puke by the time I get down the hall into the bathroom. After I'm ( Read more... )

My birthday was yesterday! So, naturally, much drinking was to be done ( Read more... )