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Spent most of the night in a stinking, cramping badly enough to be nauseated- ping pong ball dance from bed to bathroom and it may not be over. About 8 last night I'd told wifey that tomorrow was a cancel everything.

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So, boyfriend and I are going at it and such, yes? We're going good, missionary-style, and I get so close to my wonderful o, and he stops for a second of rest... and all of a sudden there is this gurgle in his stomach. and then the gurgle goes out of his ass. and it's not so much a gurgle as a trumpet of noxiousness that he's looking very surprised ( Read more... )

Earlier this afternoon, when I was sitting in the dining room on one of the solid wood dining chairs, the family dog was in there with me. Well, I felt a little gassy so I let one rip and because of the wooden chair, it sounded way louder than I assumed it would. The dog looked up at me, flopped down onto her side, and shut her eyes as if she had ( Read more... )

I recently had the following Gchat conversation with an old high school friend of mine I haven't seen in a long time ( Read more... )

So I have what the doctor thinks is a runaway bacterial bloom in my GI tract and I haven't been able to afford the prescribed antibiotics yet. One of the symptoms aside from the diarrhea and near constant gut-cramping gas is burps that sound like I've swallowed helium ( Read more... )

As does quite a lot of this community, I have IBS, which leads to hilarity like asspee and shitting the bed because I literally could not get out of bed fast enough to get to the toilet 10 feet away ( Read more... )

Before I learned how to sneak farts out on the downlow, I used to hold them in whenever I was around other people.  Anyone that has tried this knows that it only works while you are awake; as soon as you fall asleep, all bets are off ( Read more... )

My boyfriend sometimes goes "Hey Gloria--" and then farts. And then I usually almost always have one brewing so I do it back to him. Please tell me I am not alone in this.