Spent most of the night in a stinking, cramping badly enough to be nauseated- ping pong ball dance from bed to bathroom and it may not be over. About 8 last night I'd told wifey that tomorrow was a cancel everything.

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So I have what the doctor thinks is a runaway bacterial bloom in my GI tract and I haven't been able to afford the prescribed antibiotics yet. One of the symptoms aside from the diarrhea and near constant gut-cramping gas is burps that sound like I've swallowed helium ( Read more... )

there is nothing like burping while your mouth is full of dick

so, I had pork chops with roasted potatoes for dinner tonight. I was very proud of myself for making such a tasty meal! I used a metric fuck-ton of rosemary on both the pork chops and the potatoes and it was amazing. like the fat fuck I am, I ate two helpings. :P ( Read more... )

Anyone else sick today ( Read more... )

Sometimes I love when my boyfriend leaves for work so I can burp and fart and pick my nose as much as I want without worrying about being caught, especially right now because all that rich thanksgiving food is giving me EPIC butt trumpeting farts ( Read more... )

I just burped and it smelled exactly like a moldy, nasty, used to wipe Satan's plates dishtowel left to fester in a moderately warm and damp kitchen for a day.

You know, that sort of icky smell.

Touche, late-night High Life. Touche.