there is a rumbly in yo tumbly

[gravebug]

So, boyfriend and I are going at it and such, yes? We're going good, missionary-style, and I get so close to my wonderful o, and he stops for a second of rest... and all of a sudden there is this gurgle in his stomach. and then the gurgle goes out of his ass. and it's not so much a gurgle as a trumpet of noxiousness that he's looking very surprised at... and i'm screaming, "EWWW EWWWW OH MY GOD I FELT THE VIBRATIONS THROUGH YOUR DICK IN ME EWWW GET OUT GO. GET OUT OF ME. EEWWWWW." and then the smell hits and oh my god he thrust his face into the pillow that's next to my head and I can only barely get an arm up to cover my nose and it's so gross even he gagged...

and then asked me if i was going to post about it on livejournal. and i said fucking definitely you sick bastard. and then we continued :)