Tonight I experienced my first real "oh fuck" moment since living by myself ( Read more... )

My fiancé is a manager at Jimmy John's and this morning he calls me from work to say "Babe, I'm going to the emergency room." He actually sounded pretty calm. Turns out he cut himself on the slicer and his description of the injury didn't prepare me at all for what I actually saw when I got to the ER.

( Gross )

This is probably one of the worst nights of my life...ugh. I work overnights at a fast food restaurant and it was around 4am (about 2 hours ago) and my manager and I took the trash out to the dumpster. I had the trashcan from the prep area and I was pulling it out to toss it into the dumpster. Well I'm short so the side opening to it comes up to ( Read more... )

So, boyfriend and I are going at it and such, yes? We're going good, missionary-style, and I get so close to my wonderful o, and he stops for a second of rest... and all of a sudden there is this gurgle in his stomach. and then the gurgle goes out of his ass. and it's not so much a gurgle as a trumpet of noxiousness that he's looking very surprised ( Read more... )

( One about my butt, and one about my lunch. )

I just woke up from a nap and got up to go pee. Sitting there I felt like I had a loogie so I coughed it up into the sink in front of me. When I did it had something black in it so I was all 'WTFFFFFFFFFF' Well...I picked it up and looked ( Read more... )

I know this isn't as gross as most entries here but I've had a weird, recent issue with the heat we're having. This past week has been horrible with heat in the high 90's with heat indexes well over 100 degrees. We've also been having, most days with humidity in the high 50% to 75% range ( Read more... )

So about a week ago my ever forgetful husband 'lost' his deodorant. Instead of finding it he opted to borrow mine for 2 days, and each day I told him it was a bad bad idea. Well by the end of the second day he had a pretty gross rash under both arms, luckily I found his deodorant. A week goes by and each day he keeps scratching at it and I keep ( Read more... )

So, I just finished throwing up. I'll tell you why ( Read more... )

Quick Recap: I live in South Korea.

My last story detailed these amazing pills that worked wonders for my IBS. They've since stopped working. Sad face.

This story involves my living situation and the date I had last night...

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