One week ago, I was working at a stage bicycle race. What that means is I spent one day at high altitude, in the sun (and I didn't wear a hat! Daaaah!), it was dusty and windy and I got spit on by many racers. Then I spent the next day at a less high altitude, in the sun, it was humid and hot, and again, my dumb ass did not wear a hat ( Read more... )

So about a week ago my ever forgetful husband 'lost' his deodorant. Instead of finding it he opted to borrow mine for 2 days, and each day I told him it was a bad bad idea. Well by the end of the second day he had a pretty gross rash under both arms, luckily I found his deodorant. A week goes by and each day he keeps scratching at it and I keep ( Read more... )

the other day, i got bored and shaved my lady bits bare.

and now, to paraphrase dr. sheldon cooper... "oh regrowth, thou art a heartless bitch."

I have told my mum on no less than 4 occasions (and probably more) that I am allergic to biological washing powder. I even spotted that she’d bought a box, and asked her NOT to mix it with the massive box of non-bio powder we have by the washing machine (that was about a month ago).
Now I’m finding out the hard way that she ignored me/forgot - ( Read more... )

I come bringing a few small TMI gifts:

1) I wait tables. I am also lactose intolerant, and cannot seem to avoid dairy completely. I don't really WANT to. 99% of my time is spent farting, or holding in farts. When at work, I obviously hold them in. When I can't anymore, I wait until I have to go back into the huge walk in cooler... and fart to my ( Read more... )

Right now, I have a super bad yeast infection due to antibiotics and I forgot the creasm at home!!!! ARGH, I just wanna scratch my foo but can't do it discreetly since it's a wide open office space.

itch itch itch burn burn burn....... hate that feeling....

So I'm at the computer lab and I just scratched my armpit furiously because it was itchy. Then obviously I had to smell my fingers. And it smelled exactly like the indian dish I had yesterday for dinner. Yum.