Inspired by the dog horror story from yesterday:
( The day my cat exploded )

Getting married in exactly 20 days, and my ass has decided to breakout in big sore pimples all over. I'm thinking it's from a combination of my birth control and walking a half mile through a prison yard to get to the building where I work in the 100 degree heat. I've been using proactiv on my ass to try to tone down the assne and it's helping some ( Read more... )

This is probably one of the worst nights of my life...ugh. I work overnights at a fast food restaurant and it was around 4am (about 2 hours ago) and my manager and I took the trash out to the dumpster. I had the trashcan from the prep area and I was pulling it out to toss it into the dumpster. Well I'm short so the side opening to it comes up to ( Read more... )

I grabbed a Halloween cup with a built-in silly straw from the clean-dishes strainer today, filled it with cranberry juice, and sucked up three decent chunks of mildew that had collected near the base of the straw.

( theres not enough bleach in the universe.... )

First time posting here, but after the last few weeks I feel that I finally have things worthy of sharing. Will be placed under various cuts for length.

( Part One: Gross House )

My husband reuses disposable floss picks. You know the ones, a toothpick with a strand of dental floss across the other side ( Read more... )

So recently I've been wondering if anyone else has a favorite toilet, or if I'm just a colossal freak ( Read more... )

Ok...i am posting this from work right now because this is a customersuck gross story.

My manager and fellow associate were cleaning the bathrooms. Get to the womens bathroom. Screaming and laughing ensued...oh god!!

Apparently...someone had taken the women's side pad/tampon garbage tin thing...and peed in it.

That is all...

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So, I just finished throwing up. I'll tell you why ( Read more... )