Inspired by the dog horror story from yesterday:
( The day my cat exploded )

I was looking up videos of howler monkeys (fun fact: the dinosaur sounds in Jurassic Park are actually howler monkeys, which sound fucking terrifying) and came across this one. This monkey had forty-six botflies. It's SO FUCKING GROSS. I thought of you guys IMMEDIATELY.

( Cut for anyone with trypophobia )

Earlier this afternoon, when I was sitting in the dining room on one of the solid wood dining chairs, the family dog was in there with me. Well, I felt a little gassy so I let one rip and because of the wooden chair, it sounded way louder than I assumed it would. The dog looked up at me, flopped down onto her side, and shut her eyes as if she had ( Read more... )

Long time no see. My dog hurt his foot last week, I took some pictures for y'all.

( Click here. No blood, but raw, exposed skin. )

So, let me preface this by saying I currently have 6 dogs, however, because of my moving situation [we just bought a house and are renovating it, so I am with my mom] I only have 5 of the dogs with me the other is with my fiance. That is 5 dogs in bed with me at night, thankfully they are all fairly small, but still that makes for a crowded full- ( Read more... )

So I bought a blacklight, and decided to take a look at my closet since I know one of my cats likes to pee there when he's not feeling well. I, however, had only suspected he was peeing in one specific corner ( Read more... )

I have a few TMIs for you today!

1) The other evening, I went to the restroom. I was surprised by the urge to poo, I really hadn't felt anything. But i'm under quite a bit of stress lately [changing jobs, and breaking up with my boyfriend, should anyone care] so my tummy is all weird. I could tell it was a rather impressive poop, and it took a lot ( Read more... )

My dad had me out to help with a rough calving today -- the heifer had cast herself (that is, rolled over in such a way as she couldn't get up and was compressing her lungs) and the calf had one front leg cocked funny, so she was having a hard time delivering it. So we rolled her over, tied some ropes onto the calf's legs, and pulled it out.  ( Read more... )

Pretty tame, but here goes ( Read more... )

Today I decided I was going to masturbate. Curled up in my bed under the covers (it was cold!!) and had at it with my vibe.

The only problem?

My cat decided to perch herself on my desk and STARE at me the entire time.