So I'm sitting at the computer watching youtube, just minding my own business, when something slid out of my sinuses and into my mouth.

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a few years ago i posted one of these, but had no picture because my camera wouldn't focus. this year i am back with another sinus infection and another disgusting alien baby!

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Last night, I came back up from our downstairs bathroom to find my boyfriend laying in bed, fresh out of the shower with a towel wrapped around his hips, playing with a new app on his phone. I laid down beside him snuggling him like a big spoon, and breathed in his fresh clean skin scent (it can be kind of hard to get him to bathe daily ( Read more... )

This may not actually count as TMI exactly, but I'd like some advice.

So the situation with my cold has progressed. I've been coughing like mad for a week, and I'm assuming that's the reason why I've lost my voice. I know that if I want to get my voice back I should stop coughing, but it feels like there's something icky caught in my throat and ( Read more... )

Guys, guys! I think my brains are leaking out my nose. =D ( Read more... )

Let me just preface this with stating the fact that I have never successfully blew my nose. This sounds weird, but every time I do air fills my ears and the joints of my jaw and it just hurts so much it isn't worth it. So I usually just wrap a kleenex around my finger and go digging.

Well, I have a bad cold and I just woke up after a NyQuil induced ( Read more... )

The last 12 hours have been a horrid bout of the worst Food Poisoning I've had in a very long time.

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Because I keep having that and I've been since last week. Stupid IBS. It's worse than usual because it's like lung butter or something.

Sooooo I've been sick on and off a LOT the past few weeks. It's generally consisted of a stuffy nose, sore throat and the general feeling that I had inhaled something large and solid that's been sitting in the back of my nose. I go to brush my teeth today, make sure to bush alllll the way to the back of my tongue and I gargle ( Read more... )

Yup, dudes. I'm bleeding from the top and the bottom. I've got this awful cold/infection thing that makes me hock up bloody mucus (going to the doctor in the morning) and makes me feel like shit ( Read more... )