I've been getting over a cold, and one of the last remaining symptoms is that my sinuses feel like there's still something up in them ( Read more... )

I read this and thought of this community right away. Make sure to read the bonus panel!

So I'm sitting at the computer watching youtube, just minding my own business, when something slid out of my sinuses and into my mouth.

( Crappy cell phone pic )

Guys, guys! I think my brains are leaking out my nose. =D ( Read more... )

I just sneezed, in one of those OH SHIT WHERE DID THAT COME FROM fashions. I figured I redirected most of the fury into a vocal "SHOOOO ( Read more... )

Sooooo I've been sick on and off a LOT the past few weeks. It's generally consisted of a stuffy nose, sore throat and the general feeling that I had inhaled something large and solid that's been sitting in the back of my nose. I go to brush my teeth today, make sure to bush alllll the way to the back of my tongue and I gargle ( Read more... )

Today, my boyfriend and I were gettin' it on.

Mid-coitus, snot dripped out of his nose, and dropped directly into mine.

I laughed so hard it caused a queefsplosion.

BEST SEX EVER.

So I'm in Vietnam and I was sick for a little while. Maybe it's the combination of recovering from a cold and the heat and humidity...I dunno. All I know is that what just came out of my nose is terrifying.

( OH MY GOD I JUST BLEW THIS OUT MY NOSE )

After not having my period for near 9 months, yesterday as I was peeing I noticed the rust color on the tp after wiping, that usually signifies my period is well on it's way! It's like the first snowflake of winter, the first blossom of spring. I even called my boyfriend while I was still on the toilet to tell him the happy news. "I don't believe ( Read more... )

as i checked my lj this day i felt and odd tickle in my nose. slowly did the urge come. slight like a whisper of something dark upon an etheric wind. Undaunted i continued to scroll my friends list when suddenly it was upon me and crying for blood. A great Sneeze shook my body and issued forth the blood the strange wind desired. everywhere was ( Read more... )