Nose ejaculate.
I just sneezed, in one of those OH SHIT WHERE DID THAT COME FROM fashions. I figured I redirected most of the fury into a vocal "SHOOOO"
Nope. I just reached over to grab my paper bag-wraped forty ouncer of OE (don't hate) and felt something cold and stretchy across my boobs.There be the sneeze-load. :(
I am also the lucky recipient of a weeks-long lung irritation asthma allergies shitfest I like to call "Lung Rot." I cough a lot and have some phlegmy joy. It's not too rewarding, however. Minimal phlegm. And I hack so hard, so often. If I had a dollar for every pair of unders I have peed, hooooowee. I used to never pee when I coughed/barfed/sneezed/etc. Then I had a baby. Shiiiiit. I fucking pee whenever someone looks at me wrong. I am keeping the nice people at Always employed, in college and interested in fine wines.
Recently I have learned to channel my coughs to create maximum coughing up of phlegm but minimal diaphragm action. And by Jove, I am feeling better! So maybe I can avoid hitting up the Germ Circus known as a doctor's office again.
It *is* kind of disappointing to cough up clear lung butter. I had bronchitis like 8 years ago and it was a neon-green shitshow of Pure Awesome.
Nope. I just reached over to grab my paper bag-wraped forty ouncer of OE (don't hate) and felt something cold and stretchy across my boobs.There be the sneeze-load. :(
I am also the lucky recipient of a weeks-long lung irritation asthma allergies shitfest I like to call "Lung Rot." I cough a lot and have some phlegmy joy. It's not too rewarding, however. Minimal phlegm. And I hack so hard, so often. If I had a dollar for every pair of unders I have peed, hooooowee. I used to never pee when I coughed/barfed/sneezed/etc. Then I had a baby. Shiiiiit. I fucking pee whenever someone looks at me wrong. I am keeping the nice people at Always employed, in college and interested in fine wines.
Recently I have learned to channel my coughs to create maximum coughing up of phlegm but minimal diaphragm action. And by Jove, I am feeling better! So maybe I can avoid hitting up the Germ Circus known as a doctor's office again.
It *is* kind of disappointing to cough up clear lung butter. I had bronchitis like 8 years ago and it was a neon-green shitshow of Pure Awesome.