I grabbed a Halloween cup with a built-in silly straw from the clean-dishes strainer today, filled it with cranberry juice, and sucked up three decent chunks of mildew that had collected near the base of the straw.

Since tomorrow is Thanksgiving we need room for the food in our fridge. This task seems to, mostly, be given to me. I love taking everything out and rearranging it and cleaning everything to sparkling perfection. The fridge is one of the few places that I will spend extended time cleaning.

I'm sure you all know where this is going.
( Oh, you'll want to see this! )

( theres not enough bleach in the universe.... )

SO.
I made a cake last week.
And well, I guess you're not supposed to leave cake, no matter how dry, out on the counter for a week.

Because today, my Dad went to grab a nice big handfull...
and found this.
(Pics behind cut!)

( MOLD. MOLD. MOLD. (my eyyyyyes!) )

So, I just finished throwing up. I'll tell you why ( Read more... )

last year i posted about forgetting a plate with some cat food on it on a high shelf, and when i finally remembered it was there, it was full of maggots ...

anyway, the same thing happened to me again. kinda. it was not that bad this time, but ( Read more... )

Seriously, it's now a new life form. How did that gelatinous layer form? And the fuzz! The fuzz! It was once leftover Italian Wedding Soup and now it's...oh I don't even know.

Just ( look at it. )

For whatever reason, I was too lazy to throw this Wendy's cup away that's been sitting on my bookcase for oh, I dunno, a month? The cup hadn't started leaking or anything so I didn't figure it was top priority. I decided to to a quick clean of my room tonight and when I went to pour out the cup, this is what I found:

( I'm so ITCHY now )

What happens when milk goes bad ( Read more... )

You'd think after putting my hand in two bags of moudly cheese spread sandwiches when I was young I'd have learnt to clear out my bag and/or lunch box when I'm done with it.

But, I didn't...I need to go buy a new box.

It was two weeks old and left in a warm room on my bedroom floor.

( Pictures and more pictures. )