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(very mild TMI D: sorry)
So I'm really ticklish on my neck. Like, if someone stands 10 feet away and goes 'I'M GOING TO TICKLE YOU', I start laughing. I'm laughing now even thinking about it.
Awhile ago, I was talking to my friend and he asked if I'd be down with being choked, and I admitted that I thought it'd be arousing so long as boundaries were respected, he didn't actually try and hurt me, etc etc.
We hung out the other day and at point I was on my back, he was straddling me and he tried to choke me... and I started laughing, because... well, I'm ticklish. But I don't get touched there often, so I'd forgotten until he tried.
him: (trying to choke me while I'm laughing) the hell?
me: omg, I'm so sorry
him: this is not very arousing Kat.
And of course being a gentleman, he totally didn't exploit it at all. Hahahaha, yeah right. He was doing it all night.
At one point, he was tickling me, and I laughed so hard I farted. I was mortified by it (hadn't farted in front of him before), but we kinda awkwardly shrugged it off. Until this happened.
He was straddling me again, and I was giggling and crying from laughing so hard.
him: this makes trying to kill you very hard. I mean, it's pretty damn discouraging to be choking you and have you laugh in my face about it. my boner is gone and everything
me: (laughing harder at this point) get off of meeeee
him: (mimicking a documentary narrator) this is the rare and elusive Homous Katis, who as a defense mechanism will laugh in attempts to discourage predators from killing them. In the events that it fails, they will emit a foul smelling gas from their rectum.
It's a good thing he's cute.
So I'm really ticklish on my neck. Like, if someone stands 10 feet away and goes 'I'M GOING TO TICKLE YOU', I start laughing. I'm laughing now even thinking about it.
Awhile ago, I was talking to my friend and he asked if I'd be down with being choked, and I admitted that I thought it'd be arousing so long as boundaries were respected, he didn't actually try and hurt me, etc etc.
We hung out the other day and at point I was on my back, he was straddling me and he tried to choke me... and I started laughing, because... well, I'm ticklish. But I don't get touched there often, so I'd forgotten until he tried.
him: (trying to choke me while I'm laughing) the hell?
me: omg, I'm so sorry
him: this is not very arousing Kat.
And of course being a gentleman, he totally didn't exploit it at all. Hahahaha, yeah right. He was doing it all night.
At one point, he was tickling me, and I laughed so hard I farted. I was mortified by it (hadn't farted in front of him before), but we kinda awkwardly shrugged it off. Until this happened.
He was straddling me again, and I was giggling and crying from laughing so hard.
him: this makes trying to kill you very hard. I mean, it's pretty damn discouraging to be choking you and have you laugh in my face about it. my boner is gone and everything
me: (laughing harder at this point) get off of meeeee
him: (mimicking a documentary narrator) this is the rare and elusive Homous Katis, who as a defense mechanism will laugh in attempts to discourage predators from killing them. In the events that it fails, they will emit a foul smelling gas from their rectum.
It's a good thing he's cute.