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As does quite a lot of this community, I have IBS, which leads to hilarity like asspee and shitting the bed because I literally could not get out of bed fast enough to get to the toilet 10 feet away.
However, a few days ago, I actually DID have cause for hilarity. I'd had a fairly solid poop after a barrage of farting and when I wiped, it apparently loosened my sphincter and I farted. On my hand. I'd wipe, fart, wipe more, fart, wipe, and fart and so on. It was only farts or I'd not have found it so funny but I was giggling like an idiot all because I farted on myself.
And just for shits and giggles, my cats managed to acquire fleas. No idea how as they're strictly indoor cats, but it happened. Now both shins/calves are COVERED in bites that I've scratched till they bled. I look like I have leprosy. My husband? Not a single bite. FML. They've all been treated and we killed the bastards off but my poor legs look like a warzone :(
However, a few days ago, I actually DID have cause for hilarity. I'd had a fairly solid poop after a barrage of farting and when I wiped, it apparently loosened my sphincter and I farted. On my hand. I'd wipe, fart, wipe more, fart, wipe, and fart and so on. It was only farts or I'd not have found it so funny but I was giggling like an idiot all because I farted on myself.
And just for shits and giggles, my cats managed to acquire fleas. No idea how as they're strictly indoor cats, but it happened. Now both shins/calves are COVERED in bites that I've scratched till they bled. I look like I have leprosy. My husband? Not a single bite. FML. They've all been treated and we killed the bastards off but my poor legs look like a warzone :(