Fooooood poisoning.

[dobie]

The last 12 hours have been a horrid bout of the worst Food Poisoning I've had in a very long time.

Comments

[amethystcitrine]

Oh god. D: Hope you get to feeling better soon. Food poisoning is like the ultimate test of friendship/love.

[poofy_boy]

Your writing style is too evocative for this story D: I can smell everything. Feel better soon - I would only wish something like this on my very worst enemy.

[dobie]

It's disheartening though that it takes an event like this to bring these writing skills out in me D:

[ditaykan]

I... think at this point you might want to go to the ER. Or at least start sipping oral rehydration fluid.

1 litre of drinking water (a litre is about five cups)
6 tsp sugar
1/2 tsp salt
Say 1 tbsp orange juice.

Also? BRAT diet for the next few days. Bananas, Rice *preferably white*, Applesauce, Toast *also preferably white* and/or Tea.

[dobie]

Already in on the oral re-hydration (Vitamin Water is basically that, plus some other minerals/electrolytes) though with how little I have to sip at a time to avoid nausia, I'm thinking of calling on a Paramedic friend of mine to come over and stick me with some IV hydration.

Bonus with that is I get Zofran too, which is an anti-emetic.

[clover_elf_kin]

...at this point, I'd suggest pads as a precaution. Diapers: not just for babies.

Hope you feel better, and SOON!

[neko_taka]

Oh noes! Get well soon!