Arf Gag Retch *flush* Huuuunhhhhh!

[zombiegoat]

You know what's worse than having to throw up at three in the morning?  Having to plunge the toilet before doing so, finding out that whoever used it last had gruesomely shitted up said bowl, fighting with your gorge while flushing the shitty mess down, and then going ahead in throwing up in the freshly un-shitted toilet with poo fumes still floating around your head.

I should have just barfed in the backyard.